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[ROBERT STABILE <robertstabile@usa.net>]

DOG SHOW IN HEAVEN


One day in heaven, Saint Peter, Saint Paul and Saint John were standing
near the dog kennels, watching the dogs laying around.

"I am certainly bored," stated John.

"Me too," Paul chimed in.

Peter stood and watched the dogs. "I know!" Peter began, "Why don't we
have a dog show?"

Paul and John thought that the idea was great, except for one small
detail that Paul pointed out: "Who are we to compete against, Peter?"
Paul asked.

The trio pondered a moment when Peter realized the answer: "We will call
up Satan and invite him to the dog show. I mean, we have all of the
finest dogs here in heaven, all of the World and National Champions are
here. His kennels are filled with the spoiled, difficult and mean dogs.
We are certain to win at the show!"

And so, the trio calls up Satan on the other realm communication lines
and invited him to their dog show. Satan laughed and asked why they
would want to be humiliated like that, because he would certainly beat
them.

Peter, Paul and John did not understand. "What do you mean Satan?"
Peter asked: "We have all of the National and World Champion dogs in our
kennels in heaven. How could you possibly beat us?"

Satan paused a moment and then laughed:
            "Have you forgotten so soon, gentlemen? I have all the
judges!" 

Robert Stabile

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