[pyrnet] How hysterical!

[Rhonda Collins <rhonda@castlepublishing.com>]

Oh, Lordy! I haven't laughed so hard in a looong time! Hermit, your Mary
sounds great. 

And Barb, a muddy pup may be a happy pup, but a muddy pup sure don't make
me a happy MAMA! I'll definitely try the kennel trick, though. With
winter coming up, I shudder at having to subject him to be sprayed off
with the hose in cold weather...but I sure don't relish the rainy
season!

Tammie, Molly sounds very determined! Perhaps she's
trying to tell you that she REALLY wants to explore subterranean vistas.
Maybe you should take her for a trip to someplace that has
subways....?
And Michele, I thought =I= was going to laugh until I was sick
visualizing that Newf, the bbq grill and the poor lady!

Reminds me of the day my sister let our cousin ride her horse and the
idiot horse ran away with her and JUMPED a Toyota!  I'll bet that
lady's face mirrored our cousin's.

Luka sounds like the typical kid when it comes to toys...like most of the
Pyrs on here. Think about a kid on Christmas. They always like the box
better than the toy it contained!

Also, Barb, Tessa's behavior sounds like what Newman has started doing. I
quit chasing him when he "steals " things, and instead when I
see the big white streak heading outside, like you, I call him cheerfully
and say, "Newman! What HAVE you got there? Have you been a bad boy
again? Bring it here." He immediately starts slinking over toward
me, then drops it in my hand, and I tell him what a good boy he is and
pet him thoroughly. He still makes my  husband and son chase him.
LOL!