[pyrnet] Happy New Year!!!

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Happy New Year!!!   :o)
From Merri, Emmett ( Pyr )& Melvin (GS,GR)
Spokane, Wa

Top 12 New Year's Resolutions Made By Pets 

1. Have a torrid one-night stand with a street mutt. 

2. Try to understand that the cat is from Venus and I am from 
Mars. 

3. I will no longer be beholden to the sound of the can opener. 

4. Circulate petition that Leg Humping be a juried competition in 
major dog shows. 

5. Call PETA and tell them what that surgical mask-wearing freak 
does to us when no one is around. 

6. Take time from busy schedule to stop and smell the behinds. 

7. Hamster: Don't let them figure out I'm just a rat on 'roids, 
or they'll flush my ass. 

8. Always scoot before licking. 

9. Grow opposable thumb; break into pantry; decide for MYSELF how 
much food is *too* much. 

10. Get out of the castle more, maybe swim counter-clockwise this 
year. 

11. January 1st: Kill the sock! Must kill the sock! January 2nd - 
December 31: Re-live victory over the sock. 

...and the Number 1 New Year's Resolution Made by Pets: 

12. I will NOT chase the damned stick unless I see it LEAVE HIS 
HAND. 



Mer

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