Re: [PyrNet-L] Dogs and Computers

["Nancy Hartman" <hernan@intrepid.net>]

Good one Richard
-----Original Message-----
From: Richard Rognlie <rrognlie@gamerz.net>
To: pyrnet-l@pyrnet.org <pyrnet-l@pyrnet.org>
Date: Wednesday, December 01, 1999 7:11 PM
Subject: [PyrNet-L] Dogs and Computers


> Favorite Food
>    Dogs: kibbles
>    Computers: bits
>
> Method used to end undesirable behavior
>    Dogs: hit with rolled up newspaper
>    Computers: hit control-alt-delete
>
>  After destruction of personal property
>    D: dog not found
>    C: file not found
>
>  Favorite trick
>     D: roll over
>     C: play dead
>
>  Comic-page hero
>    D: Dogbert
>    C: Dilbert
>
>  Fun way to mess with their heads
>    D: peanut butter on roof of mouth
>    C: peanut butter in CD-ROM drive
>
>  Consequence of virus
>    D: replace valuable carpeting
>    C: replace valuable data
>
>  Widely ignored government mandate
>    D: leash law
>    C: Communications Decency Act
>
>  Waste disposal tool
>    D: pooper-scooper
>    C: uninstaller
>
>  Sensitive internal procedures
>    D: must be undertaken by fully qualified professional
>    C: may be undertaken by that guy at work who fixed one kind of like
>this once
>
>  Method of marking territory
>    D: lifting leg
>    C: "Designed for Windows 98"
>
>  Unique behavior
>    D: lick and drag
>    C: click-and-drag
>
>  Inexplicable physical feature
>    D: dewclaw
>    C: scroll lock key
>
>  Estimated lifespan
>    D: 12 years
>    C: 12 months
>
>  At end of useful life
>    D: euthanasia
>    C: tax deduction
>
>
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