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Hey what's your new name?
Sometimes when you have a
stressful day or week, you need some silliness to break up the
day. Here is your dose. Follow the instructions to find your
new name.
The following is an excerpt from a children's book,
"Captain Underpants and the Perilous Plot of Professor Poopypants," by
Dave Pilkey:
Use the third letter of your first name to determine
YOUR new first name:
A = poopsie
B = lumpy
C = buttercup
D =
gidget
E = crusty
F = greasy
G = fluffy
H = cheeseball
I
= chim-chim
J = stinky
K = flunky
L = booger
M = pinky
N
= zippy
O = goober
P = doofus
Q = slimy
R = loopy
S =
snotty
T = tulefel
U = dorkey
V = squeezit
W = oprah
X =
skipper
Y = dink
Z = zsa zsa
Use the second letter of your
last name to determine the first half of your new last name:
A =
diaper
B = toilet
C = giggle
D = burger
E = girdle
F =
barf
G = lizard
H = waffle
I = cootie
J = monkey
K =
potty
L = liver
M = banana
N = rhino
O = bubble
P =
hamster
Q= toad
R= gizzard
S = pizza
T = gerbil
U =
chicken
V = pickle
W = chuckle
X= tofu
Y = gorilla
Z =
stinker
Use the fourth letter of your last name to determine the
second half of your
New last name:
A = head
B = mouth
C =
face
D = nose
E = tush
F = breath
G = pants
H=
shorts
I = lips
J = honker
K = butt
L = brain
M =
tushie
N = chunks
O = hiney
P = biscuits
Q = toes
R =
buns
S = fanny
T = sniffer
U = sprinkles
V = kisser
W =
squirt
X= humperdinck
Y = brains
Z = juice
Thus, for
example, George W. Bush's new name is: Gober Chickenshorts. Now
when you FORWARD THIS
(include
the person
that sent it to you), use your new name as the subject. And
remember that children laugh an average of 146 times a day, adults laugh
an average of 4 times a
day...
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