Re: [HOE] Funny Three Ways...

[David R Goecke <mightygecko@juno.com>]

I find the funniest part of that is the mental image of of about six
zombies weilding golf clubs wearing polo shirts and plaid pants.

But you gotta lover irony... and I don't mean the red water that tastes
funny.

Dave


On Fri, 07 Mar 2003 02:50:29 +0000 "Ray C." <r_a_c_@hotmail.com> writes:
> Well...  I mentioned J.C. Wales the other day, and forgot another of 
> his 
> funny incidents.  The character is a fairly low-powered one made for 
> when 
> only his Player shows up, bored, and demands a game.  He isn't too 
> picky on 
> stuff, so he doesn't mind if it somewhat sucks, as long as the body 
> count is 
> high, the explosions are numerous, and good wins in the end.
> 
> I'm trying to cure him of the third bit.  So far, he's beaten me 
> every 
> time...  Lucky SOB!!!
> 
> Well, anyhow, he and another fellow, by the name of Guido, were 
> investigating a Golf Course inside a "Slightly Looted" Gated 
> Community, and 
> found it to be operational!!!  Golf carts zipped around, balls were 
> struck 
> towards holes, people tended the greens, and a poor SOB was driving 
> around 
> in an armoured Golf Cart on the Driving Range collecting balls.
> 
> After entering through the functional gates (The person on the other 
> side of 
> the intercom stated that it was a Members Only Club.  Using, of all 
> things, 
> his RCMP Badge, "Official Police Business, Open Up!!!", he got in.), 
> and 
> going into the main building, they find a receptionist, and an 
> arguement 
> ensues (She disbelieves that it's been 13 years!!!).  After 
> realizing that 
> she let in an Enemy Of The State (They are in the North, as in USA, 
> which 
> was at war with Canada), she calls for the Ground's Lawyer.
> 
> Now, those of you who know me, or even know Deadlands, can probably 
> guess 
> that she's Harrowed, and that she's called upon an "Unholy Host" of 
> sorts, 
> and they are now coming to help.
> 
> The first Zombie, attacked, of course, the head of J.C., only to be 
> blocked 
> by his armoured right arm.  He then declaired (Funny part comes 
> soon, I 
> promise!), "I quickdraw my left gun, point it RIGHT at his head!!!  
> 'Jury's 
> Out On This Case!!!'".
> 
> Now, here is how it's funny three ways:
> 
> 1.  He was saying this to an undead Lawyer.
> 
> .  His pistol?  An Hellstromme Industries Jury!
> 
> 3.  The Player is currently pulling Jury Duty, IRL!!!  (He hasn't 
> been 
> sequestered yet, so he can socialize, as long as he doesn't talk 
> about the 
> trial.).
> 
> There, funny part over.  Maybe it was a "You Had To Be There" bit, 
> but what 
> the heck, I found it funny!
> 
> Ray.
> 
> PS:  He ended up killing the Receptionist, restoring the grounds to 
> it's 
> dilapitated original, and saving Guido, who had his head beaten in 
> by a 3 
> Wood weilding Walking Dead Pro Shop Attendant.  Guido will make a 
> full 
> recovery, but will always from now on, dislike Golf!!!
> 
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