Re: [HOE] Re: 2002 Munchie Awards

["Jeff Shoffner" <shoffner@esper.com>]

Although this is from the DL universe, I had to share.....


Best Actor:  an enlightened MA who has managed to build up a tremendous
amount of power in the form of fighting and chi powers.  It is pretty much a
self going chain reaction now--his fighting is so high, he can't be hit.
Since he is rarely hit, he VERY rarely spends fate chips, which accumulate,
which goes into fighting.  See Best Action...

Best supporting actor:  fortunately, don't have any.

Best Action:  Said MA is hanging out in a small town saloon when in walks a
Japanese Ronin. (long story, but a group of Japanese warriors WERE going to
set up shop here).  Chinese MA & Ronin exchange bitter words, they take it
outside, Ronin pulls out his katana to power up & attack, MA pulls out a
pair of chopsticks (yes, wooden chopsticks), interrupts the Ronin's attack,
rams the things into the Ronin's eyes for a hit of 50something, then rolls
72 for the damage.  Marshal makes a disgusted sigh, & wisely decides not to
chip the Ronin's damage.

Jeff S