[HOE]Traveller Recreates Ground Zero and the Unity Song(possibly long)

["Shawn Willett" <damarshal@hotmail.com>]

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Ok, Marshals, here's some funny stuff that happened over the weekend to our 
two posses (I run one and James runs the other):
In the Unity group, we have made it as far as getting the box from 
Hellstromme. Good God. This abomination of a story stripped our rational 
thought gears in about an hour. We didn't have any silliness until going 
after the SAM site. I whipped up a quick ditty which goes something all the 
lines of:
Expendables(Sung to the tune of the Mickey Mouse Club)
Who's the posse to Colonel Green?
Who gets to fight the baddies that are really mean?
EXP-END-ABLES
Expendables! Expendables!
Worthless meatgrinder fodder!
The Alliance cares less if we all die
As long as we give it a Hell of a try
EXP-END-ABLES
Then we reached the point with the big fight with Raven happens and we get 
the APC. My character jumps behind the wheel with Jamison in the gunner's 
seat and we try to help clear the way for Cole. We wind up blowing up 
Raven's flatbed but have to take off before we get gatted. We top the rise 
and see the Reckoners and almost simultaneously, the entire group yells " WE 
GO FIGHT RAVEN!!" Then I botch a roll and flip the APC in front of Death. I 
made the comment then on how surreal the entire scene is. You have a 
Reckoner's horse stopped at a stop sign like it was an Impala, a house on 
your right, and a Quikie Mart with a sign reading "39 cents off Ding-Dong's" 
to your left. The only thing that was missing were two stoners (one fat and 
quiet, one skinny and annoying) trying to get comfortable. Surrealism aside, 
we bailed and on Friday will try to get to the ship itself.

Ok, in my group, Traveller(see the 
website(http://damarshal.tripod.com/thehellonearthgamingarsenal)and Griffin 
as well as Flash and Tomb Stone are in the Denver adventure. As they get 
ready to leave, Traveller pulls out a sack with 25d12 worth of Doomstones in 
it and drops it down the elevator shaft of the American Trade Center, 
causing a 218 point explosion which eliminated a corner of the building. The 
weight causes the left tower to fall into the right tower and caused both 
buildings to topple into 16th Street, eliminating a LOT of Black Hats. If he 
survives, I figure he'll be up there on the Combine's hit list. Any evil 
ideas??





































































































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