[HoE] great line from Monday's game

["B.D. Flory" <bflory@frontiernet.net>]

The scene: the Marshal of Sanctuary, a PC, is having a conversation with
Death.  Not the horseman, but the guy who goes around "claiming" people
when they die.  Death is a pretty easy going guy, but all the same the
Marshal starts to wonder...

Marshal: "I've been wondering: you say you're Death and all, but what about
the guy who's riding around east of the Mississippi?  If you're Death,
who's that?

Death: "Whoever he is, he isn't very creative.  All the good gimmicks were
taken: Famine, Pestilence, War.  So he rips off my gig.  He's Pepsi One to
my Pepsi-Cola."

Marshal: "So you're The Real Thing, then?"

B. D. Flory