[HoE] [OT] A Templar Song

[Lister2500@aol.com]

Well, I'm usually quite quiet on this list, but a friend of mine managed to 
pull this little tune out of some sort of magical hat. The Templar in our 
posse, see, is a particularly self-righteous specimen of that particular 
profession, so the guy playing the cyborg (my friend) came up with this song 
to help us all in mocking him. He's coming up with versions for just about 
every arcane background there is, so if y'all like this one, I'll post those, 
too.

Oh yeah, I "censored" some of the more potentially offensive words.


Master of the Sword
(to the tune of Master of the House from the musical Les Miserables)
words by Derick Fry

Evenin' my friend,
How're you today?
Have you some food for one who can't pay?
It's easy to tell
Just what I am
That this drunk act is only a sham.

Master of the sword
Tabard with a cross
If you're within arm's length then don't piss me off
Master of the sword
Useless beyond that
Someone with a shotgun would lay me out flat.
Everybody loves a Templar
Bright sword flashing in the sky
But if I don't like `em, f*** `em man, I'll leave `em all to die

Master of the sword
Hero through and through
Doesn't have to help out if he don't want to.
Makes a judgement call
`bout everyone he knows
And if they don't suit him then away he goes.
Everybody loves a Templar
Bright sword flashing in the sky
But if I don't like `em, f*** `em man, I'll leave `em all to die!

Master of the sword
Didn't tream `im well
So he left us behind him with a "Go to Hell"
Wouldn't help us out
When the gangers came
Heard about it later and said "What a shame"
Everybody hates a Templar
If their town has been ignored
Everybody raise a shout
"Time to throw the b****** out!"
Everybody raise a shout to the master of the sword!