Re: [HoE] Scary Clowns [maybe OT]

[Goblyn <goblyn@wwa.com>]

>> Steve Long
>
>Thinking about it, that would be unnerving. Imagine it; you're asleep in
>your comfy bed and the doorbell rings. And rings. And rings. You get all
>pissed off because it's three in the morning and some moron is ringing
>your doorbell asking to use your phone because his car broke down, or
>it's one of your neighbors whose daughter is over at a friends and needs
>a ride home [that happened to me once]. You throw on some clothes and
>stagger bleary-eyed to the door, open it and pop your head out, ready to
>chew someone up one side and down the other. 
>
>And come face-to-face with a seven foot tall clown....
>
>All other thoughts leave your mind to make room for a single new
>thought: "What the HELL?!?"
>
>Then you notice the clown has big, nasty, pointy teeth and is eyeing you
>hungrily....
>
>Then you run to fetch "Mr. Buckshot" from under your bed, all the while
>thinking "A clown wants to eat me. I should have stayed in L.A."
>
>MG "Never had a problem with clowns until this point" Kelly
>-- 
>"Justice, not Mercy!"
>

Damnit!  Now every time my doorbell rings at night, I'm gonna freak
out...Thanks MG!

Rob "Just got a clown complex" Gehr