[HoE] The munchkin cumeth

["Thomas Gill" <gill2158@efortress.com>]

Mwahahahahaha they said it couldn't be done but I proved them wrong I proved them all wrong.  The proof is right here with these blueprintsI will rule the world mwahahahahahaha.

 

                                                       Gerald the Junker

                                                posthumously attributed

 

It's done what started as a trial run of the junker rules and systems has become a fullblown munchkin powerfest (well almost fullblown munchkin powerfest there's actually rhyme and reason to this gizmo and somewhat feassible in the hands of a group of obsessed npc otaku junkers).  I give you the munchkin-mobile.

Standing 50 ft tall, this gizmo is a monument of every junkers wet dream.  This little bastard stepped right of the pages of the battletech universe.  Depending on who's in the driving seat it can be a powerful weapon for or against the reckoners.

The Main Body

    Str 3d20                           Final cost:2850

    Vig 4d20                           Pace: 80 mph

    Quick 3d10                       Structual:251 

    Nim 2d6                           Mechanical:251

    Deft 2d12                          Electronic:164

    Cog 1d10                           Drain:28 GR/day

        Shootin:Laser 5

        Fightin:Fist 5

        Drivin:Self 5

        Scrutinize 5

Sensor package

      Radar:4d12                      Structual:15

       Active                             Mechanical:30

      ECCM +8                         Electronic:76

      Range 500 yds                  Drain:15 GR/hour

Weapons

       Fist x2

       Damage:4d12                 Structual:7(each)

       AP 4                              Mechanical:6(each)

       Speed 3                          Electronic3(each)

       Drain:3 GR/round

       Laser x2

       Damage:2d20              Range:20      

        AP:5                          Burst 5              Drain:4/round

       Speed:2                       Structual:8

       Mechanical:8               Electronic:4

Notes: The ECCM trait adds its rating to the final opposed roll for ECM for 10% per level. 

 

Thom"Dont flame me this is largely a joke and a little part story idea when your posse gets too big for its britches"Gill