Re: [HoE] Wasted West (SHANE)

[PEGShane@aol.com]

In a message dated 8/21/98 11:49:49 AM Eastern Daylight Time,
toadpooka@usa.net writes:

<< Actually, if you're referring to any sketch, you're probably referring to
the one on the State.  The  two guys (one of whom is now Johnny Bluejeans on
Viva Variety), with two hundred and forty dollars  worth of puddin'.  They
never said 'put your ass in the puddin', but I figured that was what you were
talking about, and decided not to split hairs about it in that context. 
 
 What I really want to know about that night is: what are the exact criteria
for recieving Man
 Points, and what good do they do you once you have them? >>

That's it! The State.

Man Points. Well, despite the name, women can receive "man points" as well.
They're kind of tough to nail down, but basically, anything tough gets you
"man points." Anything wimpy or whiny results in a deduction. By the way, I'm
the guy who gives them out and takes them away (grin).

Example: Going rafting gets you 20 man points. Jumping out of the raft knowing
the water is 57 degrees gets you 50.

Reading Danielle Steele books (ask Charles Ryan of Chameleon Eclectic) deducts
500 per book, or drains your pool if you can point to a shelf and name the
ones that are missing (again, ask Chuckles Ryan.)

Hope that helps.

Shane