RE: [DL] TV shows in the Deadlands timeline

[Lorgryt <lorgryt.detroll@verizon.net>]

ROFL!  Finally there is something in Reality TV worth watching!

Thanks Borm

At 01:37 PM 4/23/2003 -0400, you wrote:

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>The real world: Wierd west.
>We picked 7 strangers
>and put them up in the same saloon
>to see what happens when people stop being polite
>and start being real
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>Grime
>Raven
>Mina Devlin
>Hoyle
>Hellstromme
>LaCroix
>Stone
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>LaCroix: Hey what happened to all my peanut butter?
>Grime: The lord will provide.
>LaCroix: Why the hell are you always in the kitchen?
>Long cold stare down between the two, untill Grime suddenly grins
>Grime: Want some of my pork chops?
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>Confession booth.
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>Mina Devlin: LaCroix is really getting on my nerves, he always has all
>his walking dead friends over all the time.
>They stink real bad, and they keep leaving bits and pieces of themselves
>all over the place.
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>Cut to shot of living room, LaCroix and several walking dead in various
>stages of decay are sitting around laughting it up.
>Stone enters, stares, and begins to shoot the place up.
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>Mina Devlin: And Stone really needs to deal with some of his issues.
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>Raven, Hoyle, LaCroix and Mina Devlin playing Monopoly
>LaCroix: Dammit Mina, why can't you let someone else buy a few of the
>railroads.
>Raven: What about you, stealing all my land, just like you white men
>always do.
>Stone enters, stares, and begins to shoot the place up.
>Stunned silence as they regard the now bullet ridden monopoly board.
>Hoyle: Errr, how bout a game of cards.
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>Mina Devlin: Hellstromme is always in the bathroom, I don't know what the
>heck he's doing in there.
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>Shot of Holye beating his fist on door.
>Hoyle: Dammit hurry up, I gotta go.
>Hellstromme: I'm conducting a exsperiment, I'll be out in a while.
>Stone enters, stares, and begins to shoot the place up.
>Hellstromme stumbles out from bullet riddeled door.
>Hellstromme: I am really starting to miss the Mormens.
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>Next week on the Real World: Weird West.
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>Household meeting.
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>Mina Devlin: We've all agreed Stone, and if you can't change your way we
>will have to throw you out of the house.
>Stone stares, and begins to reach for his guns as they go to commercial.
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