RE: [DL] TV shows in the Deadlands timeline

["Brom Clancy" <spleen23@webtrolls.com>]

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The real world: Wierd west.
We picked 7 strangers
and put them up in the same saloon
to see what happens when people stop being polite
and start being real

Grime
Raven
Mina Devlin
Hoyle
Hellstromme
LaCroix
Stone

LaCroix: Hey what happened to all my peanut butter?
Grime: The lord will provide.
LaCroix: Why the hell are you always in the kitchen?
Long cold stare down between the two, untill Grime suddenly grins
Grime: Want some of my pork chops?

Confession booth.

Mina Devlin: LaCroix is really getting on my nerves, he always has all 
his walking dead friends over all the time.
They stink real bad, and they keep leaving bits and pieces of themselves 
all over the place.

Cut to shot of living room, LaCroix and several walking dead in various 
stages of decay are sitting around laughting it up. 
Stone enters, stares, and begins to shoot the place up.

Mina Devlin: And Stone really needs to deal with some of his issues.

Raven, Hoyle, LaCroix and Mina Devlin playing Monopoly
LaCroix: Dammit Mina, why can’t you let someone else buy a few of the 
railroads.
Raven: What about you, stealing all my land, just like you white men 
always do.
Stone enters, stares, and begins to shoot the place up.
Stunned silence as they regard the now bullet ridden monopoly board.
Hoyle: Errr, how bout a game of cards.

Mina Devlin: Hellstromme is always in the bathroom, I don’t know what the 
heck he’s doing in there.

Shot of Holye beating his fist on door.
Hoyle: Dammit hurry up, I gotta go.
Hellstromme: I’m conducting a exsperiment, I’ll be out in a while.
Stone enters, stares, and begins to shoot the place up.
Hellstromme stumbles out from bullet riddeled door.
Hellstromme: I am really starting to miss the Mormens.

Next week on the Real World: Weird West.

Household meeting.

Mina Devlin: We’ve all agreed Stone, and if you can’t change your way we 
will have to throw you out of the house.
Stone stares, and begins to reach for his guns as they go to commercial.
















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