[DL] Deadlands Christmas Carols

["Stryfe Mac.com" <saintstryfe@mac.com>]

Greets everyone,

Once again, for 2002, here are my Deadlands Christmas Carols, I hope
everyone enjoys them. A few are from last year, and a few are new.. I'm not
horridly good or original, but they made my friends laugh.

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An Undead Christmas
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We wish you a undead Christmas We wish you a undead Christmas We wish you a
undead Christmas And a happy Un-Life. We want some rotting flesh (3x) And a
cup of A-B... We won't go until we get some (3x) So bring it out here! We
wish you a undead Christmas (3x) And a happy Un-Life.

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Screaming Yells
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Dashing through the snow
In a 10 dog open sleigh
Through the fields we go
Avoiding the Wendigo
"Mush!" I tell the the tails
Making my face bright
What fear it is to ride and scream
A slaying song tonight!


cho: Screaming Yells, Screaming Yells
     Screaming all the way,
     Oh what fear it is to ride
     In a 10 dog standing sleigh, O
     Screaming Yells, Screaming Yells
     Screaming all the way,
     Oh what fear it is to ride
     In a 10 dog open sleigh.

AAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

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Away In a Grave Yard
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Away in a graveyard, no coffin for a rest,
The grizzled ol Gunfighter laid down his head.
The stars in the sky looked down where he lay,
The grizzled ol Gunfighter woke up anyway!

The cattle are running, the fighter digs out,
But the gunfighter coughs up the dirt that he ate.
You scart me ol Gunfighter, make me role guts!
And cowering by your grave until morning is nigh.

Stay away, ol Gunfighter, I ask Thee to stay
away forever, and don't shoot me, I pray.
Bless all the dear friends in thy tender care,
And take yourself to heaven, shoot yourself in the head!

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The Science Song (That's Insane Science to You)
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Chemicals bubbling on an open fire
Manitou wisper'n in your ear
Insane laughter, sung like a choir
All dressed up in a white lab coat
Everybody knows a gatling and some ghost rock
Help to make the streets red
Tiny tots, eyes red with tears
Will find it hard to sleep tonight

They know that Death's on his way
Their daddies pulled away on a sleigh
And every mother's child is gonna cry
If they see if ornothopeters on the fly,

And so I'm offering this simple phrase
To kids from one to ninety-two
Although it's been said many times, many ways
That's Insane Science to you

And so I'm offering this simple phrase
To kids from one to ninety-two
Although it's been said many times, many ways
Insane Science to you

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D-E-A-D-L-A-N-D-S
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 When I was but starting,
Deadlands meant one thing,
That Iıd be shooting lots of bullets that day.
I learned a whole lot different,
When my Padre sat me down,
And taught me to spell Deadlands this way:

"D" is for Death, which you get up from
"E" for Eternally, how screwed we are
"A" for "awww shit"
"D" means Damned, which we are
"L" is for Lamenting, which there will be much
"A" is for America, split it two
"N" is for No way out
"D"ıs for the deals we make with the devils,
"S" means Simple, as in simply, we're down,

And thatıs why thereıs a fight this day,
And thatıs why thereıs a fight this day,
And thatıs when THE SHAPE SHIFTING MONSTER TRIED TO SLIP HIS CLAW INTO MY
BACK AND I ESCAPED AND SHOT THAT MF'ER DEAD, DEAD I SAY DEAD!
And that's why there's a fight this day.

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Little Hang'n Sheriff
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Come they told me
Pa rum pum pum pum
A new star on me
Pa rum pum pum pum
Only 4 foot three
Pa rum pum pum pum
Not sure what this town thinks
Pa rum pum pum pum,
rum pum pum pum,
rum pum pum pum
So to be a sheriff
Pa rum pum pum pum
When Monsters come
Little Shierff
Pa rum pum pum pum
"I am a poor man to"
Pa rum pum pum pum
"Be your Sheriffs,"
Pa rum pum pum pum
Still they ignored me
Pa rum pum pum pum,
rum pum pum pum,
rum pum pum pum
Then that Hangin' Judge come
Pa rum pum pum pum
"Oh shit run!"

I drew my gun
Pa rum pum pum pum
Aimed it straight
Pa rum pum pum pum
I shot him
Pa rum pum pum pum
I shot my best for him
Pa rum pum pum pum,
rum pum pum pum,
rum pum pum pum
Then I hung him
Pa rum pum pum pum
3d12 in occult
Pa rum pum pum pum
Rum pum pum pum