Battle 4900 between TackHeadClew(Halmonster) and CookieJarvis(Dh)

Winner: TackHeadClew

Go to round: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 18H 19 19H 20 20H 21 22 23 24 25 26
Round 1
CookieJarvis 15
P Shield -> CookieJarvis
W
TackHeadClew 15
W
D
A glimmering shield appears in front of CookieJarvis.
Round 2
CookieJarvis 15
PS
WW
TackHeadClew 15
WW
DF
Round 3
CookieJarvis 15
PSD Magic Missile -> TackHeadClew
WWD
TackHeadClew 15
WWP Protection -> TackHeadClew
DFF
A solid, glimmering shield appears in front of TackHeadClew.
A Magic Missile zaps across the circle towards TackHeadClew!
A Magic Missile thunks into the glimmering shield protecting TackHeadClew.
Round 4
CookieJarvis 15
PSDF Charm Person -> TackHeadClew
WWDD
TackHeadClew
Shielded(3) 		15
WWPP Counter Spell -> TackHeadClew
DFFD
TackHeadClew is surrounded by a hazy glow...
TackHeadClew looks scornfully from behind a hazy glow at
CookieJarvis's attempts to be charming.
Missed:
TackHeadClew looks scornfully from behind a hazy glow at
CookieJarvis's attempts to be charming.
Round 5
CookieJarvis 10
PSDFC Lightning Bolt -> TackHeadClew
WWDDC
TackHeadClew
Shielded(2) 		10
WWPPS
DFFDD Lightning Bolt -> CookieJarvis
A Lightning Bolt arcs across the circle towards CookieJarvis!
A Lightning Bolt arcs across the circle towards TackHeadClew!
TackHeadClew gets zapped!
CookieJarvis gets zapped!
Round 6
CookieJarvis 10
PSDFCC
WWDDCC
TackHeadClew
Shielded 		10
WWPPSF
DFFDDF
Round 7
CookieJarvis 8
PSDFCCW Magic Mirror -> CookieJarvis
WWDDCCW
TackHeadClew 10
WWPPSFW Summon Ogre -> TackHeadClew
DFFDDFP Shield -> TackHeadClew
RedOgre
(TackHeadClew) 		2
strikes CookieJarvis
CookieJarvis is covered by a shimmering glow.
RedOgre springs into being and rushes at CookieJarvis.
A glimmering shield appears in front of TackHeadClew.
TackHeadClew sets RedOgre onto CookieJarvis.
RedOgre strikes CookieJarvis!
Round 8
CookieJarvis 8
PSDFCCWP Shield -> CookieJarvis
WWDDCCWW
TackHeadClew 12
WWPPSFWP Shield -> TackHeadClew
DFFDDFPW Cure Heavy Wounds -> TackHeadClew
RedOgre
(TackHeadClew) 		2
strikes CookieJarvis
CookieJarvis says "Hmm.. What did I think you were doing, again? :^)"
TackHeadClew starts to look much better!
A glimmering shield appears in front of TackHeadClew.
A glimmering shield appears in front of CookieJarvis.
TackHeadClew looks very relieved.
RedOgre is deflected by CookieJarvis's glimmering shield.
Round 9
CookieJarvis 8
PSDFCCWPS
WWDDCCWWP Protection -> CookieJarvis
TackHeadClew 12
WWPPSFWPF
DFFDDFPWP Shield -> TackHeadClew
RedOgre
(TackHeadClew) 		2
strikes CookieJarvis
TackHeadClew says "I don't know - I thought my intentions were fairly
obvious"
A solid, glimmering shield appears in front of CookieJarvis.
A glimmering shield appears in front of TackHeadClew.
RedOgre is deflected by CookieJarvis's glimmering shield.
Missed:
obvious"
Round 10
CookieJarvis
Shielded(3) 		8
PSDFCCWPSD Magic Missile -> TackHeadClew
WWDDCCWWPP Counter Spell -> CookieJarvis
TackHeadClew 11
WWPPSFWPFF
DFFDDFPWPF
RedOgre
(TackHeadClew) 		2
strikes CookieJarvis
CookieJarvis says "Nothing's too obvious for me, apparently. :^)"
CookieJarvis is surrounded by a hazy glow...
A Magic Missile zaps across the circle towards TackHeadClew!
There is a thunk as a Magic Missile hits TackHeadClew.
RedOgre is deflected by CookieJarvis's hazy glow.
Round 11
CookieJarvis
Shielded(2) 		5
PSDFCCWPSDD Charm Monster -> RedOgre
WWDDCCWWPPD
TackHeadClew 9
WWPPSFWPFFF Paralysis -> RedOgre
DFFDDFPWPFD Cause Heavy Wounds -> CookieJarvis
RedOgre
(CookieJarvis)
Paralyzed 		2
strikes TackHeadClew
TackHeadClew says "According to the docs this shouldn't work but I
refuse to believe it"
TackHeadClew's Paralysis spell takes hold of RedOgre.
The Paralysis taking hold of RedOgre gives way to a more potent effect...
RedOgre seems quite enchanted by CookieJarvis.
CookieJarvis is hit, hard!
CookieJarvis grunts from the impact of the Heavy Wounds.
RedOgre looks to CookieJarvis for guidance.
CookieJarvis sets RedOgre onto TackHeadClew.
RedOgre strikes TackHeadClew!
Missed:
refuse to believe it"
Round 12
CookieJarvis
Shielded 		5
PSDFCCWPSDDS
WWDDCCWWPPDF
TackHeadClew 9
WWPPSFWPFFFF Paralysis -> RedOgre
DFFDDFPWPFD> stab -> RedOgre
RedOgre
(CookieJarvis)
Paralyzed 		1
TackHeadClew says "Sigh. I guess I should always believe what I
read."
CookieJarvis says "Wait, what shouldn't work?"
TackHeadClew's Paralysis spell takes hold of RedOgre.
TackHeadClew stabs RedOgre!
RedOgre stands still!
Missed:
read."
Round 13
CookieJarvis 5
PSDFCCWPSDDSF Confusion -> TackHeadClew
WWDDCCWWPPDFP Shield -> CookieJarvis
TackHeadClew 9
WWPPSFWPFFFFP Shield -> TackHeadClew
DFFDDFPWPFD>W
RedOgre
(CookieJarvis) 		1
strikes TackHeadClew
TackHeadClew says "I thought the Paralysis would neutralize the Charm
Monster"
All of a sudden, TackHeadClew starts to find things rather confusing...
A glimmering shield appears in front of TackHeadClew.
A glimmering shield appears in front of CookieJarvis.
RedOgre is deflected by TackHeadClew's glimmering shield.
Missed:
Monster"
Round 14
CookieJarvis 7
PSDFCCWPSDDSFF
WWDDCCWWPPDFPW Cure Heavy Wounds -> CookieJarvis
TackHeadClew
Confused 		7
WWPPSFWPFFFFPS
DFFDDFPWPFD>WD
RedOgre
(CookieJarvis) 		1
strikes TackHeadClew
CookieJarvis says "Oh, yeah - that's what's supposed to happen,
right?"
TackHeadClew is very confused...
TackHeadClew gets a gesture all mixed up!
CookieJarvis starts to look much better!
CookieJarvis looks very relieved.
RedOgre strikes TackHeadClew!
Missed:
right?"
Round 15
CookieJarvis 7
PSDFCCWPSDDSFFF Paralysis -> TackHeadClew
WWDDCCWWPPDFPWP Shield -> CookieJarvis
TackHeadClew 7
WWPPSFWPFFFFPSD Magic Missile -> RedOgre
DFFDDFPWPFD>WDP Shield -> TackHeadClew
RedOgre
(CookieJarvis) 		-
strikes TackHeadClew
CookieJarvis's Paralysis spell takes hold of TackHeadClew.
A glimmering shield appears in front of TackHeadClew.
A glimmering shield appears in front of CookieJarvis.
A Magic Missile zaps across the circle towards RedOgre!
There is a thunk as a Magic Missile hits RedOgre.
RedOgre is deflected by TackHeadClew's glimmering shield.
RedOgre dies.
Round 16
CookieJarvis 7
PSDFCCWPSDDSFFFF Paralysis -> TackHeadClew
WWDDCCWWPPDFPWPW
TackHeadClew
Paralyzed: Left hand 		7
WWPPSFWPFFFFPSDD Charm Monster -> TackHeadClew
DFFDDFPWPFD>WDPD

Dead: RedOgre

TackHeadClew says "Geez, that Paralysis was a HUGE mistake - 7 HPs and
counting"
TackHeadClew's Left Hand is paralyzed!
It looks like TackHeadClew's left hand is going to be stuck again...
The Paralysis taking hold of TackHeadClew gives way to a more potent effect...
TackHeadClew ignores TackHeadClew's appeal to TackHeadClew's baser instincts.
Missed:
counting"
Round 17
CookieJarvis 7
PSDFCCWPSDDSFFFFF Paralysis -> TackHeadClew
WWDDCCWWPPDFPWPWW
TackHeadClew 7
WWPPSFWPFFFFPSDDS
DFFDDFPWPFD>WDPDS

Dead: RedOgre

CookieJarvis's Paralysis spell takes hold of TackHeadClew.
Round 18
CookieJarvis 6
PSDFCCWPSDDSFFFFFC Haste -> CookieJarvis
WWDDCCWWPPDFPWPWWC
TackHeadClew
Paralyzed: Left hand 		7
WWPPSFWPFFFFPSDDSD Magic Missile -> CookieJarvis
DFFDDFPWPFD>WDPDSF Confusion -> CookieJarvis

Dead: RedOgre

TackHeadClew's Left Hand is paralyzed!
CookieJarvis speeds up!
All of a sudden, CookieJarvis starts to find things rather confusing...
A Magic Missile zaps across the circle towards CookieJarvis!
There is a thunk as a Magic Missile hits CookieJarvis.
TackHeadClew blinks in amazement while CookieJarvis moves in a blur...
Round 18H
CookieJarvis
Fast(3)
Confused 		6
PSDFCCWPSDDSFFFFFCW Magic Mirror -> CookieJarvis
WWDDCCWWPPDFPWPWWCW
TackHeadClew 7
WWPPSFWPFFFFPSDDSD.
DFFDDFPWPFD>WDPDSF.

Dead: RedOgre

Speedily CookieJarvis makes some new gestures before getting too confused.
CookieJarvis is covered by a shimmering glow.
Round 19
CookieJarvis
Fast(2)
Confused 		6
PSDFCCWPSDDSFFFFFCWS
WWDDCCWWPPDFPWPWWCWF
TackHeadClew 7
WWPPSFWPFFFFPSDDSD.P Shield -> TackHeadClew
DFFDDFPWPFD>WDPDSF.F

Dead: RedOgre

CookieJarvis is very confused...
CookieJarvis gets a gesture all mixed up!
A glimmering shield appears in front of TackHeadClew.
TackHeadClew blinks in amazement while CookieJarvis moves in a blur...
Round 19H
CookieJarvis
Fast(2) 		6
PSDFCCWPSDDSFFFFFCWSD Magic Missile -> TackHeadClew
WWDDCCWWPPDFPWPWWCWFP Cause Light Wounds -> TackHeadClew
TackHeadClew
Shielded 		5
WWPPSFWPFFFFPSDDSD.P.
DFFDDFPWPFD>WDPDSF.F.

Dead: RedOgre

Speedily, CookieJarvis sneaks in another gesture!
A Magic Missile zaps across the circle towards TackHeadClew!
TackHeadClew is hit!
A Magic Missile thunks into the glimmering shield protecting TackHeadClew.
TackHeadClew flinches from the impact of the Light Wounds.
Round 20
CookieJarvis
Fast 		6
PSDFCCWPSDDSFFFFFCWSDC
WWDDCCWWPPDFPWPWWCWFPC
TackHeadClew 5
WWPPSFWPFFFFPSDDSD.P.P Amnesia -> CookieJarvis
DFFDDFPWPFD>WDPDSF.F.F Paralysis -> rh:CookieJarvis

Dead: RedOgre

TackHeadClew's Paralysis zaps across the circle at a non-existent target!
CookieJarvis starts to look a little dopey.
TackHeadClew blinks in amazement while CookieJarvis moves in a blur...
Round 20H
CookieJarvis
Fast
Forgetful 		6
PSDFCCWPSDDSFFFFFCWSDCW Magic Mirror -> CookieJarvis
WWDDCCWWPPDFPWPWWCWFPCW
TackHeadClew 5
WWPPSFWPFFFFPSDDSD.P.P.
DFFDDFPWPFD>WDPDSF.F.F.

Dead: RedOgre

CookieJarvis says "Damn! I thought I'd get off the MM first. :^)"
CookieJarvis is slowly getting dopey, but CookieJarvis does still manage to remember what to do.
CookieJarvis is covered by a shimmering glow.
CookieJarvis's mind is a complete blank!
CookieJarvis can do nothing but repeat last round's gestures,
while trying to remember what is going on!
Round 21
CookieJarvis
Forgetful 		6
PSDFCCWPSDDSFFFFFCWSDCWW
WWDDCCWWPPDFPWPWWCWFPCWW
TackHeadClew 5
WWPPSFWPFFFFPSDDSD.P.P.C Disease -> CookieJarvis
DFFDDFPWPFD>WDPDSF.F.F.C

Dead: RedOgre

Looking dopey, CookieJarvis repeats last round's gestures!
CookieJarvis breaks out in spots.
CookieJarvis looks sicker...
Round 22
CookieJarvis
Diseased(5) 		6
PSDFCCWPSDDSFFFFFCWSDCWWS Counter Spell -> CookieJarvis
WWDDCCWWPPDFPWPWWCWFPCWWW
TackHeadClew 5
WWPPSFWPFFFFPSDDSD.P.P.CD
DFFDDFPWPFD>WDPDSF.F.F.CW

Dead: RedOgre

TackHeadClew says "It's tough to know exactly how some of those
offbeat spells work since we use them so infrequently"
CookieJarvis says "Damn, I really thought that MM would work. :^/"
CookieJarvis is surrounded by a hazy glow...
CookieJarvis looks sicker...
Missed:
offbeat spells work since we use them so infrequently"
Round 23
CookieJarvis
Diseased(4) 		6
PSDFCCWPSDDSFFFFFCWSDCWWSS
WWDDCCWWPPDFPWPWWCWFPCWWWW
TackHeadClew 5
WWPPSFWPFFFFPSDDSD.P.P.CDF
DFFDDFPWPFD>WDPDSF.F.F.CWW

Dead: RedOgre

CookieJarvis says "Yeah, for real. :^)"
CookieJarvis looks sicker...
Round 24
CookieJarvis
Diseased(3) 		6
PSDFCCWPSDDSFFFFFCWSDCWWSSW
WWDDCCWWPPDFPWPWWCWFPCWWWW> stab -> TackHeadClew
TackHeadClew 5
WWPPSFWPFFFFPSDDSD.P.P.CDFP Shield -> TackHeadClew
DFFDDFPWPFD>WDPDSF.F.F.CWWS Counter Spell -> TackHeadClew

Dead: RedOgre

TackHeadClew says "Well fought, old friend"
TackHeadClew is surrounded by a hazy glow...
A glimmering shield dissolves in TackHeadClew's hazy glow.
CookieJarvis looks sicker...
CookieJarvis's right stab is deflected by TackHeadClew's hazy glow.
Round 25
CookieJarvis
Diseased(2) 		6
PSDFCCWPSDDSFFFFFCWSDCWWSSWW
WWDDCCWWPPDFPWPWWCWFPCWWWW>> stab -> TackHeadClew
TackHeadClew 7
WWPPSFWPFFFFPSDDSD.P.P.CDFPW Cure Heavy Wounds -> TackHeadClew
DFFDDFPWPFD>WDPDSF.F.F.CWWSP Shield -> TackHeadClew

Dead: RedOgre

CookieJarvis says "Thanks, you too. :^) Going for at least a tie,
here..."
TackHeadClew starts to look much better!
A glimmering shield appears in front of TackHeadClew.
TackHeadClew looks very relieved.
CookieJarvis looks sicker...
CookieJarvis's right stab is deflected by TackHeadClew's glimmering shield.
Missed:
here..."
Round 26
CookieJarvis
Diseased 		-
PSDFCCWPSDDSFFFFFCWSDCWWSSWWP Protection -> CookieJarvis
WWDDCCWWPPDFPWPWWCWFPCWWWW>>P Shield -> CookieJarvis
TackHeadClew 7
WWPPSFWPFFFFPSDDSD.P.P.CDFPWP Shield -> TackHeadClew
DFFDDFPWPFD>WDPDSF.F.F.CWWSPF

Surrendered: CookieJarvis

Dead: RedOgre

TackHeadClew says "A tie? Alas, not today..."
A solid, glimmering shield appears in front of CookieJarvis.
A glimmering shield appears in front of TackHeadClew.
A glimmering shield appears in front of CookieJarvis.
A nasty magical disease finishes off CookieJarvis!
CookieJarvis holds up both hands in surrender!
TackHeadClew defeated CookieJarvis outright!
CookieJarvis dies.