Battle 4708 between Schmendrick(Lurch) and Oyvay(Halmonster)

Winner: Oyvay

Go to round: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 29 30 31T
Round 1
Oyvay 15
W
P Shield -> Oyvay
Schmendrick 15
W
D
A glimmering shield appears in front of Oyvay.
Round 2
Oyvay 15
WW
PS
Schmendrick 15
WW
DS
Round 3
Oyvay 15
WWS Counter Spell -> Oyvay
PSD Magic Missile -> Schmendrick
Schmendrick 14
WWW
DSF Confusion -> Oyvay
Oyvay is surrounded by a hazy glow...
Schmendrick's Confusion spell fizzles against Oyvay's hazy glow.
A Magic Missile zaps across the circle towards Schmendrick!
There is a thunk as a Magic Missile hits Schmendrick.
Round 4
Oyvay 15
WWSP Shield -> Oyvay
PSDF Charm Person -> Schmendrick
Schmendrick 14
WWWS Counter Spell -> GreenGoblin
DSFW Summon Goblin -> Schmendrick
GreenGoblin
(Schmendrick) 		1
strikes Oyvay
Oyvay says "Sorry - been a busy week. Also, going away to NY for this
week."
GreenGoblin springs into being and rushes at Oyvay.
GreenGoblin is surrounded by a hazy glow...
Schmendrick starts to look persuaded by Oyvay.
A glimmering shield appears in front of Oyvay.
GreenGoblin is deflected by Oyvay's glimmering shield.
Missed:
week."
Round 5
Oyvay 15
WWSPF
PSDFP Shield -> Oyvay
Schmendrick
Charmed: Right hand 		14
WWWSW
DSFW-
GreenGoblin
(Schmendrick) 		1
strikes Oyvay
Schmendrick's Right Hand is under the control of someone else!
A glimmering shield appears in front of Oyvay.
GreenGoblin is deflected by Oyvay's glimmering shield.
Round 6
Oyvay 14
WWSPFP Anti Spell -> Schmendrick
PSDFP> stab -> GreenGoblin
Schmendrick 14
WWWSWD Fear -> Oyvay
DSFW-W
GreenGoblin
(Schmendrick) 		-
strikes Oyvay
Oyvay says "I'm back from the east coast. Sorry for delays. How was
your Thanksgiving?"
Suddenly, Oyvay starts to look very frightened!
Schmendrick loses the plot completely!
Oyvay stabs GreenGoblin!
GreenGoblin strikes Oyvay!
GreenGoblin dies.
Missed:
your Thanksgiving?"
Round 7
Oyvay
Afraid 		14
WWSPFP.P Shield -> Oyvay
PSDFP>.W
Schmendrick 14
WWWSWD#W
DSFW-W#D

Dead: GreenGoblin

Schmendrick says "Pretty nice. I flew back to Michigan to see the
family."
A glimmering shield appears in front of Oyvay.
Missed:
family."
Round 8
Oyvay 14
WWSPFP.PW
PSDFP>.WW
Schmendrick 14
WWWSWD#WW
DSFW-W#DS

Dead: GreenGoblin
Round 9
Oyvay 14
WWSPFP.PWF
PSDFP>.WWP Protection -> Oyvay
Schmendrick 14
WWWSWD#WWS Counter Spell -> Oyvay
DSFW-W#DSP Shield -> Schmendrick

Dead: GreenGoblin

Oyvay is surrounded by a hazy glow...
A solid glimmering shield is engulfed in Oyvay's hazy glow.
A glimmering shield appears in front of Schmendrick.
Round 10
Oyvay 13
WWSPFP.PWFP Cause Light Wounds -> Schmendrick
PSDFP>.WWPF
Schmendrick 12
WWWSWD#WWSD Magic Missile -> Oyvay
DSFW-W#DSPF

Dead: GreenGoblin

A Magic Missile zaps across the circle towards Oyvay!
Schmendrick is hit!
Schmendrick flinches from the impact of the Light Wounds.
There is a thunk as a Magic Missile hits Oyvay.
Round 11
Oyvay 13
WWSPFP.PWFP> stab -> Schmendrick
PSDFP>.WWPFD Cause Heavy Wounds -> Schmendrick
Schmendrick 8
WWWSWD#WWSDF
DSFW-W#DSPFP Anti Spell -> Oyvay

Dead: GreenGoblin

Oyvay loses the plot completely!
Schmendrick is hit, hard!
Schmendrick grunts from the impact of the Heavy Wounds.
Oyvay stabs Schmendrick!
Round 12
Oyvay 13
WWSPFP.PWFP>#W
PSDFP>.WWPFD#W
Schmendrick 8
WWWSWD#WWSDF.P Shield -> Schmendrick
DSFW-W#DSPFP.S

Dead: GreenGoblin

A glimmering shield appears in front of Schmendrick.
Round 13
Oyvay 13
WWSPFP.PWFP>#WP Shield -> Oyvay
PSDFP>.WWPFD#WW
Schmendrick 10
WWWSWD#WWSDF.PW Cure Heavy Wounds -> Schmendrick
DSFW-W#DSPFP.SD Magic Missile -> Oyvay

Dead: GreenGoblin

Schmendrick starts to look much better!
A glimmering shield appears in front of Oyvay.
A Magic Missile zaps across the circle towards Oyvay!
Schmendrick looks very relieved.
A Magic Missile thunks into the glimmering shield protecting Oyvay.
Round 14
Oyvay 13
WWSPFP.PWFP>#WPF
PSDFP>.WWPFD#WWS Counter Spell -> Schmendrick
Schmendrick 10
WWWSWD#WWSDF.PWP Shield -> Schmendrick
DSFW-W#DSPFP.SDF Charm Person -> Oyvay

Dead: GreenGoblin

Schmendrick is surrounded by a hazy glow...
Oyvay starts to look persuaded by Schmendrick.
A glimmering shield dissolves in Schmendrick's hazy glow.
Round 15
Oyvay
Charmed: Left hand 		13
WWSPFP.PWFP>#WPF-
PSDFP>.WWPFD#WWSW
Schmendrick 10
WWWSWD#WWSDF.PWPF
DSFW-W#DSPFP.SDFF

Dead: GreenGoblin

Oyvay's Left Hand is under the control of someone else!
Round 16
Oyvay 10
WWSPFP.PWFP>#WPF-> stab -> Schmendrick
PSDFP>.WWPFD#WWSWD Fear -> Schmendrick
Schmendrick 9
WWWSWD#WWSDF.PWPFD Cause Heavy Wounds -> Oyvay
DSFW-W#DSPFP.SDFFF Paralysis -> Oyvay

Dead: GreenGoblin

Schmendrick's Paralysis spell takes hold of Oyvay.
Suddenly, Schmendrick starts to look very frightened!
Oyvay is hit, hard!
Oyvay grunts from the impact of the Heavy Wounds.
Oyvay stabs Schmendrick!
Round 17
Oyvay
Paralyzed: Left hand 		10
WWSPFP.PWFP>#WPF->> stab -> Schmendrick
PSDFP>.WWPFD#WWSWDD
Schmendrick
Afraid 		9
WWWSWD#WWSDF.PWPFDP Shield -> Schmendrick
DSFW-W#DSPFP.SDFFFW

Dead: GreenGoblin

Schmendrick says "Sheesh, enough with the stabbing!"
Oyvay's Left Hand is paralyzed!
Luckily, Oyvay intended to repeat the gesture anyhow!
A glimmering shield appears in front of Schmendrick.
Oyvay's left stab is deflected by Schmendrick's glimmering shield.
Round 18
Oyvay 10
WWSPFP.PWFP>#WPF->>C Lightning Bolt -> Schmendrick
PSDFP>.WWPFD#WWSWDDC
Schmendrick 4
WWWSWD#WWSDF.PWPFDPS
DSFW-W#DSPFP.SDFFFWD

Dead: GreenGoblin

Schmendrick says "And enough with the electricity too, damn it!"
Oyvay says "Ok, no more stabbing for a little while"
A Lightning Bolt arcs across the circle towards Schmendrick!
Schmendrick gets zapped!
Round 19
Oyvay 10
WWSPFP.PWFP>#WPF->>CC
PSDFP>.WWPFD#WWSWDDCC
Schmendrick 4
WWWSWD#WWSDF.PWPFDPSD Magic Missile -> no one
DSFW-W#DSPFP.SDFFFWDF

Dead: GreenGoblin

Oyvay says "You'll have to squeeze in the short bolt someplace else,
my friend"
Missed:
my friend"
Round 20
Oyvay 10
WWSPFP.PWFP>#WPF->>CCW Magic Mirror -> Oyvay
PSDFP>.WWPFD#WWSWDDCCW
Schmendrick 4
WWWSWD#WWSDF.PWPFDPSDS
DSFW-W#DSPFP.SDFFFWDFP Shield -> Schmendrick

Dead: GreenGoblin

Schmendrick says "Never even crossed my mind."
Oyvay says "Ok, that was weird. What were you aiming at?"
Oyvay is covered by a shimmering glow.
A glimmering shield appears in front of Schmendrick.
Round 21
Oyvay 10
WWSPFP.PWFP>#WPF->>CCWW
PSDFP>.WWPFD#WWSWDDCCWW
Schmendrick 6
WWWSWD#WWSDF.PWPFDPSDSF Confusion -> Oyvay
DSFW-W#DSPFP.SDFFFWDFPW Cure Heavy Wounds -> Schmendrick

Dead: GreenGoblin

Schmendrick says "Just not at you, since you might have Mirrored it
back at me."
Oyvay says "I could probably do something more clever, but I feel I
lack the initiative"
All of a sudden, Oyvay starts to find things rather confusing...
Schmendrick starts to look much better!
Schmendrick looks very relieved.
Missed:
back at me."
lack the initiative"
Round 22
Oyvay
Confused 		10
WWSPFP.PWFP>#WPF->>CCWWS Counter Spell -> Schmendrick
PSDFP>.WWPFD#WWSWDDCCWWD
Schmendrick 6
WWWSWD#WWSDF.PWPFDPSDSFW Summon Goblin -> Schmendrick
DSFW-W#DSPFP.SDFFFWDFPWW

Dead: GreenGoblin

Oyvay says "Ah, I get it. Ok, that was a smart move then."
Oyvay is very confused...
Oyvay gets a gesture all mixed up!
Schmendrick is surrounded by a hazy glow...
As a Goblin springs into being, it is absorbed by Schmendrick's hazy glow.
Round 23
Oyvay 10
WWSPFP.PWFP>#WPF->>CCWWSD Magic Missile -> Schmendrick
PSDFP>.WWPFD#WWSWDDCCWWDS
Schmendrick 6
WWWSWD#WWSDF.PWPFDPSDSFWF
DSFW-W#DSPFP.SDFFFWDFPWWP Protection -> Schmendrick

Dead: GreenGoblin

Schmendrick says "Oh well, summoned monsters always end up biting me
on the ass anyway."
A solid, glimmering shield appears in front of Schmendrick.
A Magic Missile zaps across the circle towards Schmendrick!
A Magic Missile thunks into the glimmering shield protecting Schmendrick.
Missed:
on the ass anyway."
Round 24
Oyvay 8
WWSPFP.PWFP>#WPF->>CCWWSDS
PSDFP>.WWPFD#WWSWDDCCWWDSF Confusion -> Schmendrick
Schmendrick
Shielded(3) 		6
WWWSWD#WWSDF.PWPFDPSDSFWFP Cause Light Wounds -> Oyvay
DSFW-W#DSPFP.SDFFFWDFPWWPF

Dead: GreenGoblin

All of a sudden, Schmendrick starts to find things rather confusing...
Oyvay is hit!
Oyvay flinches from the impact of the Light Wounds.
Round 25
Oyvay 8
WWSPFP.PWFP>#WPF->>CCWWSDSF Confusion -> Schmendrick
PSDFP>.WWPFD#WWSWDDCCWWDSFF
Schmendrick
Confused
Shielded(2) 		6
WWWSWD#WWSDF.PWPFDPSDSFWFPW
DSFW-W#DSPFP.SDFFFWDFPWWPFW

Dead: GreenGoblin

Schmendrick says "Come on, random number generator, work for me..."
Schmendrick is very confused...
Schmendrick gets a gesture all mixed up!
All of a sudden, Schmendrick starts to find things rather confusing...
Round 26
Oyvay 8
WWSPFP.PWFP>#WPF->>CCWWSDSFW Summon Goblin -> Oyvay
PSDFP>.WWPFD#WWSWDDCCWWDSFFF Paralysis -> Schmendrick
Schmendrick
Confused
Shielded 		6
WWWSWD#WWSDF.PWPFDPSDSFWFPWC
DSFW-W#DSPFP.SDFFFWDFPWWPFWW
PinkGoblin
(Oyvay) 		1
strikes Schmendrick

Dead: GreenGoblin

Schmendrick says "Damn. It."
Oyvay says "I dodged THAT bullet, now let's see if I can make you
pay"
Schmendrick is very confused...
Schmendrick gets a gesture all mixed up!
PinkGoblin springs into being and rushes at Schmendrick.
Oyvay's Paralysis spell takes hold of Schmendrick.
Oyvay sets PinkGoblin onto Schmendrick.
PinkGoblin is deflected by Schmendrick's glimmering shield.
Missed:
pay"
Round 27
Oyvay 8
WWSPFP.PWFP>#WPF->>CCWWSDSFWF
PSDFP>.WWPFD#WWSWDDCCWWDSFFFF Paralysis -> Schmendrick
Schmendrick
Paralyzed: Left hand 		6
WWWSWD#WWSDF.PWPFDPSDSFWFPWCF
DSFW-W#DSPFP.SDFFFWDFPWWPFWWS Counter Spell -> Schmendrick
PinkGoblin
(Oyvay) 		1
strikes Schmendrick

Dead: GreenGoblin

Schmendrick says "You lucky bastard. At least you've already burned
your short bolt."
Schmendrick's Left Hand is paralyzed!
Schmendrick is surrounded by a hazy glow...
Oyvay's Paralysis spell fizzles against Schmendrick's hazy glow.
PinkGoblin is deflected by Schmendrick's hazy glow.
Missed:
your short bolt."
Round 28
Oyvay 8
WWSPFP.PWFP>#WPF->>CCWWSDSFWFP Cause Light Wounds -> Schmendrick
PSDFP>.WWPFD#WWSWDDCCWWDSFFFFF Paralysis -> Schmendrick
Schmendrick 4
WWWSWD#WWSDF.PWPFDPSDSFWFPWCFF
DSFW-W#DSPFP.SDFFFWDFPWWPFWWSP Shield -> Schmendrick
PinkGoblin
(Oyvay) 		1
strikes Schmendrick

Dead: GreenGoblin

Oyvay says "You're not out of the woods yet, my friend"
Oyvay's Paralysis spell takes hold of Schmendrick.
A glimmering shield appears in front of Schmendrick.
Schmendrick is hit!
Schmendrick flinches from the impact of the Light Wounds.
PinkGoblin is deflected by Schmendrick's glimmering shield.
Round 29
Oyvay 8
WWSPFP.PWFP>#WPF->>CCWWSDSFWFPS
PSDFP>.WWPFD#WWSWDDCCWWDSFFFFFS
Schmendrick
Paralyzed: Left hand 		4
WWWSWD#WWSDF.PWPFDPSDSFWFPWCFFF Paralysis -> PinkGoblin
DSFW-W#DSPFP.SDFFFWDFPWWPFWWSPP Shield -> Schmendrick
PinkGoblin
(Oyvay)
Paralyzed 		1

Dead: GreenGoblin

Schmendrick's Left Hand is paralyzed!
Schmendrick's Paralysis spell takes hold of PinkGoblin.
A glimmering shield appears in front of Schmendrick.
PinkGoblin stands still!
Round 30
Oyvay 8
WWSPFP.PWFP>#WPF->>CCWWSDSFWFPSD Magic Missile -> Schmendrick
PSDFP>.WWPFD#WWSWDDCCWWDSFFFFFSS
Schmendrick 2
WWWSWD#WWSDF.PWPFDPSDSFWFPWCFFFC Time Stop -> Schmendrick
DSFW-W#DSPFP.SDFFFWDFPWWPFWWSPPC
PinkGoblin
(Oyvay) 		1
strikes Schmendrick

Dead: GreenGoblin

Schmendrick says "Crap, how did that happen?"
Oyvay says "Why paralyze the goblin when you'd be shielded? Why not me
and stop the Fireball?"
Schmendrick slips into another timeline!
A Magic Missile zaps across the circle towards Schmendrick!
There is a thunk as a Magic Missile hits Schmendrick.
PinkGoblin strikes Schmendrick!
Schmendrick sneaks in another gesture from a parallel time line...
Oyvay blinks as Schmendrick winks out of existence for a moment!
Missed:
and stop the Fireball?"
Round 31T
Oyvay 8
WWSPFP.PWFP>#WPF->>CCWWSDSFWFPSD
PSDFP>.WWPFD#WWSWDDCCWWDSFFFFFSS
Schmendrick 2
WWWSWD#WWSDF.PWPFDPSDSFWFPWCFFFCP Shield -> Schmendrick
DSFW-W#DSPFP.SDFFFWDFPWWPFWWSPPCP Shield -> Schmendrick
PinkGoblin
(Oyvay) 		1

Surrendered: Schmendrick

Dead: GreenGoblin

Schmendrick says "Gahhhh... Let's just end this charade."
Schmendrick sneaks in another gesture from a parallel time line...
A glimmering shield appears in front of Schmendrick.
A glimmering shield appears in front of Schmendrick.
Schmendrick holds up both hands in surrender!
Oyvay is the victor...
Schmendrick gets to live to fight another day.