Battle 4694 between Schmendrick(Lurch) and Oyvay(Halmonster)

Winner: Oyvay

Go to round: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 29 30 31 32 33 34 35 36 37 38 39 40
Round 1
Oyvay 15
W
D
Schmendrick 15
W
W
Oyvay says "So.... we meet again, old friend."
Round 2
Oyvay 15
WP Shield -> Oyvay
DS
Schmendrick 15
WW
WW
Schmendrick says "Grrrr!"
Oyvay says "How's life down at the office?"
A glimmering shield appears in front of Oyvay.
Round 3
Oyvay 15
WPF
DSF Confusion -> Schmendrick
Schmendrick 15
WWW
WWS Counter Spell -> Schmendrick
Schmendrick says "Not very exciting, I regret to report."
Schmendrick is surrounded by a hazy glow...
Oyvay's Confusion spell fizzles against Schmendrick's hazy glow.
Round 4
Oyvay 15
WPFD Cause Heavy Wounds -> Schmendrick
DSFW Summon Goblin -> Oyvay
Schmendrick 15
WWWS Counter Spell -> Schmendrick
WWSD Magic Missile -> PinkGoblin
PinkGoblin
(Oyvay) 		-
strikes Schmendrick
Oyvay says "If work is boring how is your social life? Seeing
anyone?"
Schmendrick is surrounded by a hazy glow...
PinkGoblin springs into being and rushes at Schmendrick.
A Magic Missile zaps across the circle towards PinkGoblin!
A jagged hole appears momentarily in the hazy glow surrounding Schmendrick.
There is a thunk as a Magic Missile hits PinkGoblin.
Oyvay sets PinkGoblin onto Schmendrick.
PinkGoblin is deflected by Schmendrick's hazy glow.
PinkGoblin dies.
Missed:
anyone?"
Round 5
Oyvay 15
WPFDS
DSFWF
Schmendrick 15
WWWSS
WWSDS

Dead: PinkGoblin

Schmendrick says "No, not right now. I've been trying to muster the
resolve to move up to SF by the end of the year, in part because I
hope the social scene there is more accessible."
Missed:
resolve to move up to SF by the end of the year, in part because I
hope the social scene there is more accessible."
Round 6
Oyvay 15
WPFDSF Confusion -> Schmendrick
DSFWFP Cause Light Wounds -> Schmendrick
Schmendrick 13
WWWSSF
WWSDSF Confusion -> Oyvay

Dead: PinkGoblin

Oyvay says "It can be, up here. Any chance you'd consider Berkeley?
There's an opening in the house I'm in..."
All of a sudden, Oyvay starts to find things rather confusing...
All of a sudden, Schmendrick starts to find things rather confusing...
Schmendrick is hit!
Schmendrick flinches from the impact of the Light Wounds.
Missed:
There's an opening in the house I'm in..."
Round 7
Oyvay
Confused: Lucky 		13
WPFDSFW Summon Goblin -> Oyvay
DSFWFPS
Schmendrick
Confused: Lucky 		12
WWWSSFW Summon Goblin -> Schmendrick
WWSDSFW Summon Goblin -> Schmendrick
BlueGoblin
(Schmendrick) 		1
strikes Oyvay
MauveGoblin
(Oyvay) 		1
strikes Schmendrick
OrangeGoblin
(Schmendrick) 		1
strikes Oyvay

Dead: PinkGoblin

Schmendrick says "Ehhhh, I'm not thrilled by the prospect of such a
lengthy commute..."
Schmendrick is very confused...
By sheer luck, Schmendrick makes the intended gesture anyway!
Oyvay is very confused...
By sheer luck, Oyvay makes the intended gesture anyway!
BlueGoblin springs into being and rushes at Oyvay.
OrangeGoblin springs into being and rushes at Oyvay.
MauveGoblin springs into being and rushes at Schmendrick.
Oyvay sets MauveGoblin onto Schmendrick.
BlueGoblin strikes Oyvay!
OrangeGoblin strikes Oyvay!
MauveGoblin strikes Schmendrick!
Missed:
lengthy commute..."
Round 8
Oyvay 13
WPFDSFWP Shield -> Oyvay
DSFWFPSD Magic Missile -> OrangeGoblin
Schmendrick 12
WWWSSFWP Shield -> OrangeGoblin
WWSDSFWW
BlueGoblin
(Schmendrick) 		-
strikes MauveGoblin
MauveGoblin
(Oyvay) 		-
strikes BlueGoblin
OrangeGoblin
(Schmendrick) 		1
strikes Oyvay

Dead: PinkGoblin

Schmendrick says "Actually, my *intended* gesture would have been a
P..."
Oyvay says "Berkeley and SF are about the same distance, really. Do
you know folks in SF?"
A glimmering shield appears in front of OrangeGoblin.
A glimmering shield appears in front of Oyvay.
A Magic Missile zaps across the circle towards OrangeGoblin!
A Magic Missile thunks into the glimmering shield protecting OrangeGoblin.
Schmendrick sets BlueGoblin onto MauveGoblin.
Oyvay sets MauveGoblin onto BlueGoblin.
BlueGoblin strikes MauveGoblin!
OrangeGoblin is deflected by Oyvay's glimmering shield.
MauveGoblin strikes BlueGoblin!
BlueGoblin dies.
MauveGoblin dies.
Missed:
P..."
you know folks in SF?"
Round 9
Oyvay 13
WPFDSFWPP Counter Spell -> Oyvay
DSFWFPSDF Charm Person -> Schmendrick
Schmendrick 12
WWWSSFWPF
WWSDSFWWF
OrangeGoblin
(Schmendrick) 		1
strikes Oyvay

Dead: MauveGoblin, BlueGoblin, PinkGoblin

Schmendrick says "Yep, several."
Oyvay is surrounded by a hazy glow...
Schmendrick starts to look persuaded by Oyvay.
OrangeGoblin is deflected by Oyvay's hazy glow.
Round 10
Oyvay 13
WPFDSFWPPS
DSFWFPSDFP Shield -> Oyvay
Schmendrick
Charmed: Left hand 		12
WWWSSFWPFP Shield -> OrangeGoblin
WWSDSFWWFW
OrangeGoblin
(Schmendrick) 		1
strikes Oyvay

Dead: MauveGoblin, BlueGoblin, PinkGoblin

Schmendrick says "So how's the Windows-to-Linux migration business?"
Oyvay says "So I *could've* Charmed the damn goblin. Grrrr"
Schmendrick's Left Hand is under the control of someone else!
A glimmering shield appears in front of OrangeGoblin.
A glimmering shield appears in front of Oyvay.
OrangeGoblin is deflected by Oyvay's glimmering shield.
Round 11
Oyvay 14
WPFDSFWPPSD Magic Missile -> Schmendrick
DSFWFPSDFPW Cure Heavy Wounds -> Oyvay
Schmendrick 11
WWWSSFWPFPS
WWSDSFWWFWP Shield -> OrangeGoblin
OrangeGoblin
(Schmendrick) 		1
strikes Oyvay

Dead: MauveGoblin, BlueGoblin, PinkGoblin

Schmendrick says "What are you complaining about? You just avoided
five points of damage by charming me!"
Oyvay says "It's coming very slowly. No one knows I exist."
Oyvay starts to look much better!
A glimmering shield appears in front of OrangeGoblin.
A Magic Missile zaps across the circle towards Schmendrick!
There is a thunk as a Magic Missile hits Schmendrick.
Oyvay looks very relieved.
OrangeGoblin strikes Oyvay!
Missed:
five points of damage by charming me!"
Round 12
Oyvay 14
WPFDSFWPPSDD Charm Monster -> OrangeGoblin
DSFWFPSDFPWP Shield -> Oyvay
Schmendrick 11
WWWSSFWPFPSF
WWSDSFWWFWPP Counter Spell -> Schmendrick
OrangeGoblin
(Oyvay) 		1

Dead: MauveGoblin, BlueGoblin, PinkGoblin

Schmendrick says "Damn, sorry to hear that."
Schmendrick is surrounded by a hazy glow...
OrangeGoblin seems quite enchanted by Oyvay.
A glimmering shield appears in front of Oyvay.
OrangeGoblin looks to Oyvay for guidance.
OrangeGoblin wanders aimlessly around the Circle.
Round 13
Oyvay 14
WPFDSFWPPSDDP Shield -> Oyvay
DSFWFPSDFPWPF
Schmendrick 10
WWWSSFWPFPSFW Summon Troll -> Schmendrick
WWSDSFWWFWPPW
WhiteTroll
(Schmendrick) 		3
strikes OrangeGoblin
OrangeGoblin
(Oyvay) 		-
strikes Schmendrick

Dead: MauveGoblin, BlueGoblin, PinkGoblin

Schmendrick says "Drat. I can't seem to predict your moves too well in
this game."
WhiteTroll springs into being and rushes at Oyvay.
A glimmering shield appears in front of Oyvay.
Schmendrick sets WhiteTroll onto OrangeGoblin.
Oyvay sets OrangeGoblin onto Schmendrick.
OrangeGoblin strikes Schmendrick!
WhiteTroll strikes OrangeGoblin!
OrangeGoblin dies.
Missed:
this game."
Round 14
Oyvay 14
WPFDSFWPPSDDPP Shield -> Oyvay
DSFWFPSDFPWPFD Cause Heavy Wounds -> WhiteTroll
Schmendrick 10
WWWSSFWPFPSFWS Invisibility -> Schmendrick
WWSDSFWWFWPPWS
WhiteTroll
(Schmendrick) 		-
strikes OrangeGoblin

Dead: OrangeGoblin, MauveGoblin, BlueGoblin, PinkGoblin

Schmendrick says "Alas poor troll, I hardly knew ye."
Schmendrick starts to look blurry around the edges!
A glimmering shield appears in front of Oyvay.
WhiteTroll is hit, hard!
WhiteTroll grunts from the impact of the Heavy Wounds.
WhiteTroll wanders around looking for someone called OrangeGoblin.
WhiteTroll dies.
Schmendrick disappears!
Round 15
Oyvay 13
WPFDSFWPPSDDPPW
DSFWFPSDFPWPFDW
Schmendrick
Invisible(3) 		10
WWWSSFWPFPSFWSP Shield -> no one
WWSDSFWWFWPPWSD Magic Missile -> Oyvay

Dead: WhiteTroll, OrangeGoblin, MauveGoblin, BlueGoblin, PinkGoblin

A Magic Missile zaps across the circle towards Oyvay!
There is a thunk as a Magic Missile hits Oyvay.
Round 16
Oyvay 12
WPFDSFWPPSDDPPWS Invisibility -> Oyvay
DSFWFPSDFPWPFDWS
Schmendrick
Invisible(2) 		10
WWWSSFWPFPSFWSPP Shield -> no one
WWSDSFWWFWPPWSD> stab -> Oyvay

Dead: WhiteTroll, OrangeGoblin, MauveGoblin, BlueGoblin, PinkGoblin

Oyvay starts to look blurry around the edges!
Schmendrick stabs Oyvay!
Oyvay disappears!
Round 17
Oyvay
Invisible(3) 		12
WPFDSFWPPSDDPPWSF
DSFWFPSDFPWPFDWSP Shield -> Oyvay
Schmendrick
Invisible 		10
WWWSSFWPFPSFWSPPW
WWSDSFWWFWPPWSD>W

Dead: WhiteTroll, OrangeGoblin, MauveGoblin, BlueGoblin, PinkGoblin

Oyvay feels protected.
Round 18
Oyvay
Invisible(2) 		12
WPFDSFWPPSDDPPWSFW Summon Goblin -> Oyvay
DSFWFPSDFPWPFDWSPF
Schmendrick 9
WWWSSFWPFPSFWSPPWS Invisibility -> Schmendrick
WWSDSFWWFWPPWSD>WS
YellowGoblin
(Oyvay) 		1
strikes Schmendrick

Dead: WhiteTroll, OrangeGoblin, MauveGoblin, BlueGoblin, PinkGoblin

Schmendrick says "Hello and goodbye!"
YellowGoblin springs into being and rushes at Schmendrick.
Schmendrick starts to look blurry around the edges!
Oyvay sets YellowGoblin onto Schmendrick.
YellowGoblin strikes Schmendrick!
Schmendrick disappears!
Round 19
Oyvay
Invisible 		12
WPFDSFWPPSDDPPWSFWC
DSFWFPSDFPWPFDWSPFC
Schmendrick
Invisible(3) 		9
WWWSSFWPFPSFWSPPWSP Shield -> no one
WWSDSFWWFWPPWSD>WSF
YellowGoblin
(Oyvay) 		1
can't find Schmendrick

Dead: WhiteTroll, OrangeGoblin, MauveGoblin, BlueGoblin, PinkGoblin

YellowGoblin rushes around angrily trying to find Schmendrick.
Round 20
Oyvay 12
WPFDSFWPPSDDPPWSFWCS
DSFWFPSDFPWPFDWSPFCD
Schmendrick
Invisible(2) 		9
WWWSSFWPFPSFWSPPWSPF
WWSDSFWWFWPPWSD>WSFW Summon Goblin -> Schmendrick
RedGoblin
(Schmendrick) 		1
strikes YellowGoblin
YellowGoblin
(Oyvay) 		-
can't find Schmendrick

Dead: WhiteTroll, OrangeGoblin, MauveGoblin, BlueGoblin, PinkGoblin

RedGoblin springs into being and rushes at Oyvay.
Schmendrick sets RedGoblin onto YellowGoblin.
YellowGoblin rushes around angrily trying to find Schmendrick.
RedGoblin strikes YellowGoblin!
YellowGoblin dies.
Round 21
Oyvay 12
WPFDSFWPPSDDPPWSFWCSD Magic Missile -> RedGoblin
DSFWFPSDFPWPFDWSPFCDP Shield -> Oyvay
Schmendrick
Invisible 		9
WWWSSFWPFPSFWSPPWSPFP Anti Spell -> Oyvay
WWSDSFWWFWPPWSD>WSFWD
RedGoblin
(Schmendrick) 		-
strikes Oyvay

Dead: WhiteTroll, OrangeGoblin, MauveGoblin, BlueGoblin, PinkGoblin, YellowGoblin

Schmendrick says "We sure are burning through the critters in this
duel!"
Oyvay says "This isn't what I expected at all"
Oyvay loses the plot completely!
A glimmering shield appears in front of Oyvay.
A Magic Missile zaps across the circle towards RedGoblin!
There is a thunk as a Magic Missile hits RedGoblin.
Schmendrick sets RedGoblin onto Oyvay.
RedGoblin is deflected by Oyvay's glimmering shield.
RedGoblin dies.
Missed:
duel!"
Round 22
Oyvay 12
WPFDSFWPPSDDPPWSFWCSD#D
DSFWFPSDFPWPFDWSPFCDP#W
Schmendrick 9
WWWSSFWPFPSFWSPPWSPFP.S
WWSDSFWWFWPPWSD>WSFWD.D

Dead: WhiteTroll, OrangeGoblin, MauveGoblin, BlueGoblin, RedGoblin, PinkGoblin, YellowGoblin
Round 23
Oyvay 7
WPFDSFWPPSDDPPWSFWCSD#DS
DSFWFPSDFPWPFDWSPFCDP#WP Shield -> Oyvay
Schmendrick 9
WWWSSFWPFPSFWSPPWSPFP.SC Lightning Bolt -> Oyvay
WWSDSFWWFWPPWSD>WSFWD.DC

Dead: WhiteTroll, OrangeGoblin, MauveGoblin, BlueGoblin, RedGoblin, PinkGoblin, YellowGoblin

Schmendrick says "D'oh! Sorry about the spark--I must have scuffed my
shoes on some shag carpet."
A glimmering shield appears in front of Oyvay.
A Lightning Bolt arcs across the circle towards Oyvay!
Oyvay gets zapped!
Missed:
shoes on some shag carpet."
Round 24
Oyvay 7
WPFDSFWPPSDDPPWSFWCSD#DSF Confusion -> Schmendrick
DSFWFPSDFPWPFDWSPFCDP#WPF
Schmendrick 9
WWWSSFWPFPSFWSPPWSPFP.SCC
WWSDSFWWFWPPWSD>WSFWD.DCC

Dead: WhiteTroll, OrangeGoblin, MauveGoblin, BlueGoblin, RedGoblin, PinkGoblin, YellowGoblin

Oyvay says "Everybody's gotta be a comedian. Ha ha ha"
All of a sudden, Schmendrick starts to find things rather confusing...
Round 25
Oyvay 7
WPFDSFWPPSDDPPWSFWCSD#DSFW Summon Goblin -> Oyvay
DSFWFPSDFPWPFDWSPFCDP#WPFD Cause Heavy Wounds -> Schmendrick
Schmendrick
Confused 		6
WWWSSFWPFPSFWSPPWSPFP.SCCP Shield -> Schmendrick
WWSDSFWWFWPPWSD>WSFWD.DCCW
GreenGoblin
(Oyvay) 		1
strikes Schmendrick

Dead: WhiteTroll, PinkGoblin, YellowGoblin, OrangeGoblin, MauveGoblin, BlueGoblin, RedGoblin

Schmendrick says "Oh my god! You ignored the threat of a MM! This is
unprecedented! The world doesn't make sense anymore!"
Oyvay says "What are the odds you'll get the Mirror? 1-in-6?"
Schmendrick is very confused...
Schmendrick gets a gesture all mixed up!
GreenGoblin springs into being and rushes at Schmendrick.
A glimmering shield appears in front of Schmendrick.
Schmendrick is hit, hard!
Schmendrick grunts from the impact of the Heavy Wounds.
Oyvay sets GreenGoblin onto Schmendrick.
GreenGoblin is deflected by Schmendrick's glimmering shield.
Missed:
unprecedented! The world doesn't make sense anymore!"
Round 26
Oyvay 7
WPFDSFWPPSDDPPWSFWCSD#DSFWP Shield -> Oyvay
DSFWFPSDFPWPFDWSPFCDP#WPFDS
Schmendrick 6
WWWSSFWPFPSFWSPPWSPFP.SCCPS
WWSDSFWWFWPPWSD>WSFWD.DCCWP Shield -> Schmendrick
GreenGoblin
(Oyvay) 		1
strikes Schmendrick

Dead: WhiteTroll, PinkGoblin, YellowGoblin, OrangeGoblin, MauveGoblin, BlueGoblin, RedGoblin

Schmendrick says "At least I got lucky with the Shield."
A glimmering shield appears in front of Schmendrick.
A glimmering shield appears in front of Oyvay.
GreenGoblin is deflected by Schmendrick's glimmering shield.
Round 27
Oyvay 7
WPFDSFWPPSDDPPWSFWCSD#DSFWPF
DSFWFPSDFPWPFDWSPFCDP#WPFDSF Confusion -> Schmendrick
Schmendrick 6
WWWSSFWPFPSFWSPPWSPFP.SCCPSD Magic Missile -> GreenGoblin
WWSDSFWWFWPPWSD>WSFWD.DCCWPP Counter Spell -> Schmendrick
GreenGoblin
(Oyvay) 		-
strikes Schmendrick

Dead: WhiteTroll, PinkGoblin, YellowGoblin, OrangeGoblin, MauveGoblin, BlueGoblin, RedGoblin

Oyvay says "Yes, that was lucky, but you'll need more than luck *rubs
hands evilly*"
Schmendrick is surrounded by a hazy glow...
Oyvay's Confusion spell fizzles against Schmendrick's hazy glow.
A Magic Missile zaps across the circle towards GreenGoblin!
There is a thunk as a Magic Missile hits GreenGoblin.
GreenGoblin is deflected by Schmendrick's hazy glow.
GreenGoblin dies.
Missed:
hands evilly*"
Round 28
Oyvay 7
WPFDSFWPPSDDPPWSFWCSD#DSFWPFD Cause Heavy Wounds -> Schmendrick
DSFWFPSDFPWPFDWSPFCDP#WPFDSFF
Schmendrick 3
WWWSSFWPFPSFWSPPWSPFP.SCCPSDD Charm Monster -> rh:Oyvay
WWSDSFWWFWPPWSD>WSFWD.DCCWPPD

Dead: WhiteTroll, PinkGoblin, YellowGoblin, OrangeGoblin, MauveGoblin, GreenGoblin, BlueGoblin, RedGoblin

Schmendrick says "Damn, this feels so familiar. The beginning of the
end."
Oyvay says "Let's see if this works..."
Schmendrick's Charm Monster zaps across the circle at a non-existent target!
Schmendrick is hit, hard!
Schmendrick grunts from the impact of the Heavy Wounds.
Missed:
end."
Round 29
Oyvay 7
WPFDSFWPPSDDPPWSFWCSD#DSFWPFDF
DSFWFPSDFPWPFDWSPFCDP#WPFDSFFF Paralysis -> Schmendrick
Schmendrick 3
WWWSSFWPFPSFWSPPWSPFP.SCCPSDDF
WWSDSFWWFWPPWSD>WSFWD.DCCWPPDW

Dead: WhiteTroll, PinkGoblin, YellowGoblin, OrangeGoblin, MauveGoblin, GreenGoblin, BlueGoblin, RedGoblin

Schmendrick says "CRAP."
Oyvay says "Why does it seem like I always get my orders in before
you?"
Oyvay's Paralysis spell takes hold of Schmendrick.
Missed:
you?"
Round 30
Oyvay 8
WPFDSFWPPSDDPPWSFWCSD#DSFWPFDFW Cure Light Wounds -> Oyvay
DSFWFPSDFPWPFDWSPFCDP#WPFDSFFFW
Schmendrick
Paralyzed: Right hand 		4
WWWSSFWPFPSFWSPPWSPFP.SCCPSDDFW Cure Light Wounds -> Schmendrick
WWSDSFWWFWPPWSD>WSFWD.DCCWPPDWP Remove Enchantment -> Schmendrick

Dead: WhiteTroll, PinkGoblin, YellowGoblin, OrangeGoblin, MauveGoblin, GreenGoblin, BlueGoblin, RedGoblin

The Battle Continues...
Schmendrick's Right Hand is paralyzed!
Luckily, Schmendrick intended to repeat the gesture anyhow!
Schmendrick starts to look a bit better!
Oyvay starts to look a bit better!
Tendrils reach out and pick at Schmendrick, absorbing magical energy.
Suddenly Schmendrick seems completely ordinary again!
Schmendrick looks quite relieved.
Oyvay looks quite relieved.
Round 31
Oyvay 8
WPFDSFWPPSDDPPWSFWCSD#DSFWPFDFWF
DSFWFPSDFPWPFDWSPFCDP#WPFDSFFFWW
Schmendrick 4
WWWSSFWPFPSFWSPPWSPFP.SCCPSDDFWW
WWSDSFWWFWPPWSD>WSFWD.DCCWPPDWPW

Dead: WhiteTroll, PinkGoblin, YellowGoblin, OrangeGoblin, MauveGoblin, GreenGoblin, BlueGoblin, RedGoblin

Schmendrick says "Sheesh. I should just surrender now."
Round 32
Oyvay 8
WPFDSFWPPSDDPPWSFWCSD#DSFWPFDFWFP Cause Light Wounds -> Schmendrick
DSFWFPSDFPWPFDWSPFCDP#WPFDSFFFWWS Counter Spell -> Oyvay
Schmendrick 2
WWWSSFWPFPSFWSPPWSPFP.SCCPSDDFWWP Protection -> Schmendrick
WWSDSFWWFWPPWSD>WSFWD.DCCWPPDWPWS

Dead: WhiteTroll, PinkGoblin, YellowGoblin, OrangeGoblin, MauveGoblin, GreenGoblin, BlueGoblin, RedGoblin

Oyvay says "/me shrugs - it ain't over 'til it's over"
Oyvay is surrounded by a hazy glow...
A solid, glimmering shield appears in front of Schmendrick.
Schmendrick is hit!
Schmendrick flinches from the impact of the Light Wounds.
Round 33
Oyvay 8
WPFDSFWPPSDDPPWSFWCSD#DSFWPFDFWFPC
DSFWFPSDFPWPFDWSPFCDP#WPFDSFFFWWSC
Schmendrick
Shielded(3) 		2
WWWSSFWPFPSFWSPPWSPFP.SCCPSDDFWWPF
WWSDSFWWFWPPWSD>WSFWD.DCCWPPDWPWSF

Dead: WhiteTroll, PinkGoblin, YellowGoblin, OrangeGoblin, MauveGoblin, GreenGoblin, BlueGoblin, RedGoblin
Round 34
Oyvay 7
WPFDSFWPPSDDPPWSFWCSD#DSFWPFDFWFPCW Magic Mirror -> Oyvay
DSFWFPSDFPWPFDWSPFCDP#WPFDSFFFWWSCW
Schmendrick
Shielded(2) 		2
WWWSSFWPFPSFWSPPWSPFP.SCCPSDDFWWPFF
WWSDSFWWFWPPWSD>WSFWD.DCCWPPDWPWSFW Summon Goblin -> Schmendrick
BlueishPinkGoblin
(Schmendrick) 		1
strikes Oyvay

Dead: WhiteTroll, PinkGoblin, YellowGoblin, OrangeGoblin, MauveGoblin, GreenGoblin, BlueGoblin, RedGoblin

Oyvay is covered by a shimmering glow.
BlueishPinkGoblin springs into being and rushes at Oyvay.
BlueishPinkGoblin strikes Oyvay!
Round 35
Oyvay 7
WPFDSFWPPSDDPPWSFWCSD#DSFWPFDFWFPCWF
DSFWFPSDFPWPFDWSPFCDP#WPFDSFFFWWSCWP Shield -> Oyvay
Schmendrick
Shielded 		2
WWWSSFWPFPSFWSPPWSPFP.SCCPSDDFWWPFFF Paralysis -> Oyvay
WWSDSFWWFWPPWSD>WSFWD.DCCWPPDWPWSFWP Shield -> Schmendrick
BlueishPinkGoblin
(Schmendrick) 		1
strikes Oyvay

Dead: WhiteTroll, PinkGoblin, YellowGoblin, OrangeGoblin, MauveGoblin, GreenGoblin, BlueGoblin, RedGoblin

Schmendrick's Paralysis spell takes hold of Oyvay.
A glimmering shield appears in front of Schmendrick.
A glimmering shield appears in front of Oyvay.
BlueishPinkGoblin is deflected by Oyvay's glimmering shield.
Round 36
Oyvay
Paralyzed: Right hand 		7
WPFDSFWPPSDDPPWSFWCSD#DSFWPFDFWFPCWF> stab -> Schmendrick
DSFWFPSDFPWPFDWSPFCDP#WPFDSFFFWWSCWPP Counter Spell -> Oyvay
Schmendrick 2
WWWSSFWPFPSFWSPPWSPFP.SCCPSDDFWWPFFFF Paralysis -> no one
WWSDSFWWFWPPWSD>WSFWD.DCCWPPDWPWSFWPP Counter Spell -> Schmendrick
BlueishPinkGoblin
(Schmendrick) 		1
strikes Oyvay

Dead: WhiteTroll, PinkGoblin, YellowGoblin, OrangeGoblin, MauveGoblin, GreenGoblin, BlueGoblin, RedGoblin

Schmendrick says "I am so doomed..."
Oyvay's Right Hand is paralyzed!
Luckily, Oyvay intended to repeat the gesture anyhow!
Schmendrick is surrounded by a hazy glow...
Oyvay is surrounded by a hazy glow...
Oyvay's left stab is deflected by Schmendrick's hazy glow.
BlueishPinkGoblin is deflected by Oyvay's hazy glow.
Round 37
Oyvay 7
WPFDSFWPPSDDPPWSFWCSD#DSFWPFDFWFPCWF>P Shield -> Oyvay
DSFWFPSDFPWPFDWSPFCDP#WPFDSFFFWWSCWPPS
Schmendrick 2
WWWSSFWPFPSFWSPPWSPFP.SCCPSDDFWWPFFFFF Paralysis -> Oyvay
WWSDSFWWFWPPWSD>WSFWD.DCCWPPDWPWSFWPPP Shield -> BlueishPinkGoblin
BlueishPinkGoblin
(Schmendrick) 		1
strikes Oyvay

Dead: WhiteTroll, PinkGoblin, YellowGoblin, OrangeGoblin, MauveGoblin, GreenGoblin, BlueGoblin, RedGoblin

Oyvay says "So quit already! :-)"
Schmendrick's Paralysis spell takes hold of Oyvay.
A glimmering shield appears in front of BlueishPinkGoblin.
A glimmering shield appears in front of Oyvay.
BlueishPinkGoblin is deflected by Oyvay's glimmering shield.
Round 38
Oyvay
Paralyzed: Right hand 		7
WPFDSFWPPSDDPPWSFWCSD#DSFWPFDFWFPCWF>PP Shield -> Oyvay
DSFWFPSDFPWPFDWSPFCDP#WPFDSFFFWWSCWPPSD Magic Missile -> Schmendrick
Schmendrick 1
WWWSSFWPFPSFWSPPWSPFP.SCCPSDDFWWPFFFFFF Paralysis -> Oyvay
WWSDSFWWFWPPWSD>WSFWD.DCCWPPDWPWSFWPPPD
BlueishPinkGoblin
(Schmendrick) 		1
strikes Oyvay

Dead: WhiteTroll, PinkGoblin, YellowGoblin, OrangeGoblin, MauveGoblin, GreenGoblin, BlueGoblin, RedGoblin

Oyvay says "Sorry for the delay - I was in meetings all day"
Oyvay's Right Hand is paralyzed!
Luckily, Oyvay intended to repeat the gesture anyhow!
It looks like Oyvay's right hand is going to be stuck again...
A glimmering shield appears in front of Oyvay.
A Magic Missile zaps across the circle towards Schmendrick!
There is a thunk as a Magic Missile hits Schmendrick.
BlueishPinkGoblin is deflected by Oyvay's glimmering shield.
Round 39
Oyvay
Paralyzed: Right hand 		7
WPFDSFWPPSDDPPWSFWCSD#DSFWPFDFWFPCWF>PPS
DSFWFPSDFPWPFDWSPFCDP#WPFDSFFFWWSCWPPSDD Charm Monster -> BlueishPinkGoblin
Schmendrick 1
WWWSSFWPFPSFWSPPWSPFP.SCCPSDDFWWPFFFFFFP Shield -> Schmendrick
WWSDSFWWFWPPWSD>WSFWD.DCCWPPDWPWSFWPPPDF
BlueishPinkGoblin
(Oyvay) 		1
strikes Schmendrick

Dead: WhiteTroll, PinkGoblin, YellowGoblin, OrangeGoblin, MauveGoblin, GreenGoblin, BlueGoblin, RedGoblin

Oyvay's Right Hand is paralyzed!
Luckily, Oyvay intended to repeat the gesture anyhow!
BlueishPinkGoblin seems quite enchanted by Oyvay.
A glimmering shield appears in front of Schmendrick.
BlueishPinkGoblin looks to Oyvay for guidance.
Oyvay sets BlueishPinkGoblin onto Schmendrick.
BlueishPinkGoblin is deflected by Schmendrick's glimmering shield.
Round 40
Oyvay 7
WPFDSFWPPSDDPPWSFWCSD#DSFWPFDFWFPCWF>PPSD Magic Missile -> Schmendrick
DSFWFPSDFPWPFDWSPFCDP#WPFDSFFFWWSCWPPSDDF
Schmendrick 1
WWWSSFWPFPSFWSPPWSPFP.SCCPSDDFWWPFFFFFFPP Shield -> Schmendrick
WWSDSFWWFWPPWSD>WSFWD.DCCWPPDWPWSFWPPPDFP Shield -> Schmendrick
BlueishPinkGoblin
(Oyvay) 		1
strikes Schmendrick

Surrendered: Schmendrick

Dead: WhiteTroll, PinkGoblin, YellowGoblin, OrangeGoblin, MauveGoblin, GreenGoblin, BlueGoblin, RedGoblin

Schmendrick says "Crap. I totally missed that. What a crock, that
Paralysis can give the enemy two spells! Well, that's it then."
A glimmering shield appears in front of Schmendrick.
A glimmering shield appears in front of Schmendrick.
A Magic Missile zaps across the circle towards Schmendrick!
A Magic Missile thunks into the glimmering shield protecting Schmendrick.
BlueishPinkGoblin is deflected by Schmendrick's glimmering shield.
Schmendrick holds up both hands in surrender!
Oyvay is the victor...
Schmendrick gets to live to fight another day.
Missed:
Paralysis can give the enemy two spells! Well, that's it then."