Battle 2694 between Xonom(Nom) and Fart(Morecai)
Winner: Xonom
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Xonom says "Another? Where do you find all these hapless victims?"
Fart says "Did you remember to wear nose clips, so you won't have to
do one-handed claps?"
A glimmering shield appears in front of Xonom.
Missed:
do one-handed claps?"
Fart says "+Holding up a looking glass+ Who you calling hapless?"
Round 3
| Fart
|
15 |
| WWP |
Protection -> Fart |
| SWD |
Fear -> Xonom |
|
| Xonom
|
15 |
| DSF |
Confusion -> Fart |
| PSD |
Magic Missile -> Fart |
|
Xonom says "That guy there, holding the slab of glass."
A solid, glimmering shield appears in front of Fart.
Suddenly, Xonom starts to look very frightened!
All of a sudden, Fart starts to find things rather confusing...
A Magic Missile zaps across the circle towards Fart!
A Magic Missile thunks into the glimmering shield protecting Fart.
Round 4
Fart
Shielded(3)
Confused
|
15 |
|
Xonom
Afraid
|
15 |
| DSFW |
Summon Goblin -> Xonom |
| PSDW |
|
MauveGoblin
(Xonom)
|
1 |
|
Fart says "Guess you didn't smell that one coming."
Fart is very confused...
Fart gets a gesture all mixed up!
MauveGoblin springs into being and rushes at Fart.
MauveGoblin is deflected by Fart's glimmering shield.
Round 5
Fart
Shielded(2)
|
15 |
| WWPCC |
Lightning Bolt -> Xonom |
| SWDDC |
|
| Xonom
|
10 |
| DSFWP |
Shield -> MauveGoblin |
| PSDWW |
|
MauveGoblin
(Xonom)
|
1 |
|
A glimmering shield appears in front of MauveGoblin.
A Lightning Bolt arcs across the circle towards Xonom!
Xonom gets zapped!
MauveGoblin is deflected by Fart's glimmering shield.
Round 6
Fart
Shielded
|
15 |
|
| Xonom
|
10 |
|
MauveGoblin
(Xonom)
|
1 |
|
Fart says "That gas was REAL potent."
MauveGoblin is deflected by Fart's glimmering shield.
Round 7
| Fart
|
10 |
| WWPCCWW |
| SWDDCDP |
Shield -> Fart |
|
| Xonom
|
10 |
| DSFWPFD |
Cause Heavy Wounds -> Fart |
| PSDWWFP |
Cause Light Wounds -> Fart |
|
MauveGoblin
(Xonom)
|
1 |
|
Xonom says "There's more than one way to defumigate a cat."
A glimmering shield appears in front of Fart.
Fart is hit!
Fart is hit, hard!
Fart grunts from the impact of the Heavy Wounds.
Fart flinches from the impact of the Light Wounds.
MauveGoblin is deflected by Fart's glimmering shield.
Round 8
| Fart
|
10 |
| WWPCCWWP |
Protection -> Fart |
| SWDDCDPS |
|
| Xonom
|
10 |
|
MauveGoblin
(Xonom)
|
1 |
|
Fart says "Yeah, but you need to be defumigated as well. Maybe a 208-
litre barrel of tomato juice will help?"
A solid, glimmering shield appears in front of Fart.
MauveGoblin is deflected by Fart's glimmering shield.
Missed:
litre barrel of tomato juice will help?"
Round 9
Fart
Shielded(3)
|
10 |
| WWPCCWWPF |
| SWDDCDPSD |
Magic Missile -> Xonom |
|
| Xonom
|
9 |
| DSFWPFDWW |
| PSDWWFPSD |
Magic Missile -> MauveGoblin |
|
MauveGoblin
(Xonom)
|
- |
|
Fart says "PPPPPPFFFFFFFFFFFFFTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
A Magic Missile zaps across the circle towards MauveGoblin!
A Magic Missile zaps across the circle towards Xonom!
There is a thunk as a Magic Missile hits Xonom.
There is a thunk as a Magic Missile hits MauveGoblin.
MauveGoblin is deflected by Fart's glimmering shield.
MauveGoblin dies.
Round 10
Fart
Shielded(2)
|
10 |
| WWPCCWWPFD |
Cause Heavy Wounds -> Xonom |
| SWDDCDPSDF |
Charm Person -> Xonom |
|
| Xonom
|
9 |
| DSFWPFDWWS |
Counter Spell -> Xonom |
| PSDWWFPSDF |
Charm Person -> Fart |
|
Dead: MauveGoblin
Fart says "Once again, flatulance is mightier than any spell."
Xonom is surrounded by a hazy glow...
Fart starts to look persuaded by Xonom.
Xonom looks scornfully from behind a hazy glow at
Fart's attempts to be charming.
A jagged hole appears momentarily in the hazy glow surrounding Xonom.
Missed:
Xonom looks scornfully from behind a hazy glow at
Fart's attempts to be charming.
Round 11
Fart
Shielded
Charmed: Right hand
|
10 |
|
| Xonom
|
9 |
| DSFWPFDWWSF |
| PSDWWFPSDFP |
Shield -> Xonom |
|
Dead: MauveGoblin
Xonom says "Then I'm glad you're on that side of the circle."
Fart says "How bad is a kangaroo fart?"
Fart's Right Hand is under the control of someone else!
A glimmering shield appears in front of Xonom.
Round 12
| Fart
|
10 |
| WWPCCWWPFDFP |
Shield -> Fart |
| SWDDCDPSDF-> |
stab -> Xonom |
|
| Xonom
|
10 |
| DSFWPFDWWSFW |
Summon Goblin -> Xonom |
| PSDWWFPSDFPW |
Cure Heavy Wounds -> Xonom |
|
WhiteGoblin
(Xonom)
|
1 |
|
Dead: MauveGoblin
WhiteGoblin springs into being and rushes at Fart.
Xonom starts to look much better!
A glimmering shield appears in front of Fart.
Xonom looks very relieved.
Fart stabs Xonom!
WhiteGoblin is deflected by Fart's glimmering shield.
Round 13
| Fart
|
12 |
| WWPCCWWPFDFPW |
Cure Heavy Wounds -> Fart |
| SWDDCDPSDF->P |
Shield -> Fart |
|
| Xonom
|
10 |
| DSFWPFDWWSFWF |
| PSDWWFPSDFPWP |
Shield -> Xonom |
|
WhiteGoblin
(Xonom)
|
1 |
|
Dead: MauveGoblin
Xonom says "Wow, going for stabs? Desperation." :)
Fart starts to look much better!
A glimmering shield appears in front of Xonom.
A glimmering shield appears in front of Fart.
Fart looks very relieved.
WhiteGoblin is deflected by Fart's glimmering shield.
Round 14
| Fart
|
10 |
| WWPCCWWPFDFPWP |
Shield -> Fart |
| SWDDCDPSDF->PS |
|
| Xonom
|
10 |
| DSFWPFDWWSFWFP |
Cause Light Wounds -> Fart |
| PSDWWFPSDFPWPF |
|
WhiteGoblin
(Xonom)
|
1 |
|
Dead: MauveGoblin
Fart says "All your cute and fuzzy goblins are no match for the power
of methane gas."
A glimmering shield appears in front of Fart.
Fart is hit!
Fart flinches from the impact of the Light Wounds.
WhiteGoblin is deflected by Fart's glimmering shield.
Missed:
of methane gas."
Round 15
| Fart
|
10 |
| WWPCCWWPFDFPWPP |
Counter Spell -> Fart |
| SWDDCDPSDF->PSD |
Magic Missile -> Xonom |
|
| Xonom
|
9 |
| DSFWPFDWWSFWFPS |
| PSDWWFPSDFPWPFD |
Cause Heavy Wounds -> Fart |
|
WhiteGoblin
(Xonom)
|
1 |
|
Dead: MauveGoblin
Fart is surrounded by a hazy glow...
A Magic Missile zaps across the circle towards Xonom!
A jagged hole appears momentarily in the hazy glow surrounding Fart.
There is a thunk as a Magic Missile hits Xonom.
WhiteGoblin is deflected by Fart's hazy glow.
Round 16
| Fart
|
9 |
| WWPCCWWPFDFPWPPS |
| SWDDCDPSDF->PSDD |
Charm Monster -> WhiteGoblin |
|
| Xonom
|
9 |
| DSFWPFDWWSFWFPSD |
Magic Missile -> Fart |
| PSDWWFPSDFPWPFDP |
Shield -> Xonom |
|
WhiteGoblin
(Fart)
|
1 |
|
Dead: MauveGoblin
WhiteGoblin seems quite enchanted by Fart.
A glimmering shield appears in front of Xonom.
A Magic Missile zaps across the circle towards Fart!
There is a thunk as a Magic Missile hits Fart.
WhiteGoblin looks to Fart for guidance.
Fart sets WhiteGoblin onto Xonom.
WhiteGoblin is deflected by Xonom's glimmering shield.
Round 17
| Fart
|
9 |
| WWPCCWWPFDFPWPPSD |
Magic Missile -> Xonom |
| SWDDCDPSDF->PSDDP |
Shield -> Fart |
|
| Xonom
|
8 |
| DSFWPFDWWSFWFPSDD |
Charm Monster -> WhiteGoblin |
| PSDWWFPSDFPWPFDPS |
|
WhiteGoblin
(Xonom)
|
1 |
|
Dead: MauveGoblin
WhiteGoblin seems quite enchanted by Xonom.
A glimmering shield appears in front of Fart.
A Magic Missile zaps across the circle towards Xonom!
There is a thunk as a Magic Missile hits Xonom.
WhiteGoblin looks to Xonom for guidance.
WhiteGoblin looks in scorn at Fart trying to take charge.
WhiteGoblin wanders aimlessly around the Circle.
Round 18
| Fart
|
9 |
| WWPCCWWPFDFPWPPSDF |
Charm Person -> Xonom |
| SWDDCDPSDF->PSDDPP |
Amnesia -> WhiteGoblin |
|
| Xonom
|
8 |
| DSFWPFDWWSFWFPSDDW |
| PSDWWFPSDFPWPFDPSP |
Shield -> Xonom |
|
WhiteGoblin
(Xonom)
Forgetful
|
1 |
|
Dead: MauveGoblin
WhiteGoblin starts to look a little dopey.
Xonom starts to look persuaded by Fart.
A glimmering shield appears in front of Xonom.
Xonom sets WhiteGoblin onto Fart.
WhiteGoblin wanders around looking vague.
Round 19
| Fart
|
9 |
| WWPCCWWPFDFPWPPSDFP |
Shield -> Fart |
| SWDDCDPSDF->PSDDPPS |
|
Xonom
Charmed: Left hand
|
8 |
| DSFWPFDWWSFWFPSDDWC |
| PSDWWFPSDFPWPFDPSPF |
|
WhiteGoblin
(Xonom)
|
1 |
|
Dead: MauveGoblin
Xonom says "Interesting."
Fart says "Amazing how screwed up a wizard gets when his nose is
filled with sulphur."
Xonom's Left Hand is under the control of someone else!
A glimmering shield appears in front of Fart.
WhiteGoblin is deflected by Fart's glimmering shield.
Missed:
filled with sulphur."
Round 20
| Fart
|
10 |
| WWPCCWWPFDFPWPPSDFPW |
Cure Heavy Wounds -> Fart |
| SWDDCDPSDF->PSDDPPSD |
Magic Missile -> WhiteGoblin |
|
| Xonom
|
8 |
| DSFWPFDWWSFWFPSDDWCD |
| PSDWWFPSDFPWPFDPSPFP |
Anti Spell -> Fart |
|
WhiteGoblin
(Xonom)
|
- |
|
Dead: MauveGoblin
Xonom says "Makes him forget everything, eh?"
Fart starts to look much better!
Fart loses the plot completely!
A Magic Missile zaps across the circle towards WhiteGoblin!
Fart looks very relieved.
There is a thunk as a Magic Missile hits WhiteGoblin.
WhiteGoblin strikes Fart!
WhiteGoblin dies.
Round 21
| Fart
|
10 |
| WWPCCWWPFDFPWPPSDFPW#W |
| SWDDCDPSDF->PSDDPPSD#W |
|
| Xonom
|
8 |
| DSFWPFDWWSFWFPSDDWCD.S |
| PSDWWFPSDFPWPFDPSPFP.S |
|
Dead: WhiteGoblin, MauveGoblin
Fart says "It's simpler this way."
Round 22
| Fart
|
10 |
| WWPCCWWPFDFPWPPSDFPW#WW |
| SWDDCDPSDF->PSDDPPSD#WP |
Shield -> Fart |
|
| Xonom
|
8 |
| DSFWPFDWWSFWFPSDDWCD.SF |
Confusion -> Fart |
| PSDWWFPSDFPWPFDPSPFP.SD |
Magic Missile -> Fart |
|
Dead: WhiteGoblin, MauveGoblin
Xonom says "It would be even simpler if you'd P/P now. Accept the
inevitable."
All of a sudden, Fart starts to find things rather confusing...
A glimmering shield appears in front of Fart.
A Magic Missile zaps across the circle towards Fart!
A Magic Missile thunks into the glimmering shield protecting Fart.
Missed:
inevitable."
Round 23
Fart
Confused
|
10 |
| WWPCCWWPFDFPWPPSDFPW#WWF |
| SWDDCDPSDF->PSDDPPSD#WPF |
|
| Xonom
|
8 |
| DSFWPFDWWSFWFPSDDWCD.SFF |
| PSDWWFPSDFPWPFDPSPFP.SDW |
Permanency -> Xonom |
|
Dead: WhiteGoblin, MauveGoblin
Xonom says "Options, options..."
Fart says "While looking in the looking glass, Xonom says "It would be
even simpler if you'd P/P now." The only thing inevitable is your
frustration."
Fart is very confused...
Fart gets a gesture all mixed up!
Xonom prepares to make a spell permanent!
A blue halo appears above Xonom's head.
Missed:
even simpler if you'd P/P now." The only thing inevitable is your
frustration."
Round 24
| Fart
|
10 |
| WWPCCWWPFDFPWPPSDFPW#WWFP |
Cause Light Wounds -> Xonom |
| SWDDCDPSDF->PSDDPPSD#WPFD |
Cause Heavy Wounds -> Xonom |
|
Xonom
Permanency(3)
|
3 |
| DSFWPFDWWSFWFPSDDWCD.SFFF |
Paralysis -> Fart |
| PSDWWFPSDFPWPFDPSPFP.SDWW |
|
Dead: WhiteGoblin, MauveGoblin
Xonom says "Even if you got lucky last turn, I'm not permanently
paralysed."
Fart says "How quaint."
Xonom's blue halo flares brightly as Xonom casts Paralysis!
Xonom's Paralysis spell takes hold of Fart.
Xonom is hit!
Xonom is hit, hard!
Xonom grunts from the impact of the Heavy Wounds.
Xonom flinches from the impact of the Light Wounds.
Missed:
paralysed."
Round 25
Fart
PermanentlyParalyzed: Left hand
|
10 |
| WWPCCWWPFDFPWPPSDFPW#WWFPP |
Shield -> Fart |
| SWDDCDPSDF->PSDDPPSD#WPFD> |
stab -> Xonom |
|
| Xonom
|
2 |
| DSFWPFDWWSFWFPSDDWCD.SFFFC |
Disease -> Fart |
| PSDWWFPSDFPWPFDPSPFP.SDWWC |
|
Dead: WhiteGoblin, MauveGoblin
Xonom says "Six rounds, one hand, no P. At least you have a reason to
stink." :)
Fart says "The moment of truth"
Fart's Left Hand is paralyzed!
Fart breaks out in spots.
A glimmering shield appears in front of Fart.
Fart looks sicker...
Fart stabs Xonom!
Missed:
stink." :)
Round 26
Fart
PermanentlyParalyzed: Left hand
Diseased(5)
|
10 |
| WWPCCWWPFDFPWPPSDFPW#WWFPPP |
Shield -> Fart |
| SWDDCDPSDF->PSDDPPSD#WPFD>W |
|
| Xonom
|
2 |
| DSFWPFDWWSFWFPSDDWCD.SFFFCW |
| PSDWWFPSDFPWPFDPSPFP.SDWWCP |
Shield -> Xonom |
|
Dead: WhiteGoblin, MauveGoblin
Xonom says "5 - and thankful you didn't snap."
Fart says "Xonom writes 'Six rounds, one hand, no P. At least you have
a reason to stink. :)', forgetting he has only two rounds to write
out his last will and testament."
Fart's Left Hand is paralyzed!
Luckily, Fart intended to repeat the gesture anyhow!
A glimmering shield appears in front of Xonom.
A glimmering shield appears in front of Fart.
Fart looks sicker...
Missed:
a reason to stink. :)', forgetting he has only two rounds to write
out his last will and testament."
Round 27
Fart
PermanentlyParalyzed: Left hand
Diseased(4)
|
10 |
| WWPCCWWPFDFPWPPSDFPW#WWFPPPP |
Shield -> Fart |
| SWDDCDPSDF->PSDDPPSD#WPFD>WF |
|
| Xonom
|
2 |
| DSFWPFDWWSFWFPSDDWCD.SFFFCWW |
| PSDWWFPSDFPWPFDPSPFP.SDWWCPP |
Shield -> Xonom |
|
Dead: WhiteGoblin, MauveGoblin
Xonom says "Just try it, spotty boy!"
Fart says "You could take SEVEN baths in tomato juice, and still smell
like rotten eggs."
Fart's Left Hand is paralyzed!
Luckily, Fart intended to repeat the gesture anyhow!
A glimmering shield appears in front of Xonom.
A glimmering shield appears in front of Fart.
Fart looks sicker...
Missed:
like rotten eggs."
Round 28
Fart
PermanentlyParalyzed: Left hand
Diseased(3)
|
10 |
| WWPCCWWPFDFPWPPSDFPW#WWFPPPPP |
Shield -> Fart |
| SWDDCDPSDF->PSDDPPSD#WPFD>WFW |
|
| Xonom
|
2 |
| DSFWPFDWWSFWFPSDDWCD.SFFFCWWS |
Counter Spell -> Xonom |
| PSDWWFPSDFPWPFDPSPFP.SDWWCPPW |
|
Dead: WhiteGoblin, MauveGoblin
Xonom says "2"
Fart says "Now: does Xonom live or die?"
Fart's Left Hand is paralyzed!
Luckily, Fart intended to repeat the gesture anyhow!
Xonom is surrounded by a hazy glow...
A glimmering shield appears in front of Fart.
Fart looks sicker...
Round 29
Fart
PermanentlyParalyzed: Left hand
Diseased(2)
|
10 |
| WWPCCWWPFDFPWPPSDFPW#WWFPPPPPP |
Shield -> Fart |
| SWDDCDPSDF->PSDDPPSD#WPFD>WFWP |
Shield -> Fart |
|
| Xonom
|
2 |
| DSFWPFDWWSFWFPSDDWCD.SFFFCWWSW |
| PSDWWFPSDFPWPFDPSPFP.SDWWCPPWP |
Shield -> Xonom |
|
Surrendered: Fart
Dead: WhiteGoblin, MauveGoblin
Xonom says "1"
Fart says "Wicked would have been to cast C this turn. And you were
wrong: i was able to cast 5 Ps in a row, after telling me i
couldn't."
Fart's Left Hand is paralyzed!
Luckily, Fart intended to repeat the gesture anyhow!
A glimmering shield appears in front of Xonom.
A glimmering shield appears in front of Fart.
A glimmering shield appears in front of Fart.
Fart looks sicker...
Fart holds up both hands in surrender!
Xonom is the victor...
Fart gets to live to fight another day.
Missed:
wrong: i was able to cast 5 Ps in a row, after telling me i
couldn't."