[pyrnet] CHAT: IF I DID NOT HAVE DOGS .............

["Elaine Ferreira" <ferreirae@earthlink.net>]

IF I DID NOT HAVE DOGS .............
Author unknown.
1. I could walk around the yard barefoot in safety.
2. My house could be carpeted instead of tiled and laminated.
3. All flat surfaces, clothing, furniture, and cars would be free of Dog
hair.
4. When the doorbell rings, it wouldn't sound like a 100 dog kennel.
5. When the doorbell rings, I could get to the door without wading through
dog bodies which beat me there.
6. I could sit on the couch the way I wanted, without taking into
consideration how much space several fur bodies would need to get
comfortable.
7. I would not have strange presents under my Christmas tree like dog bones,
stuffed animals or have to answer to people why I wrap them.
8. I would not be on a first name basis with three vets.
9. The most used words in my vocabulary would not be: "out", "sit", "down",
come", "no", "stay", and "leave him/her/it ALONE".
10. My house would not be cordoned off into zones with baby gates or
barriers.
11. My pockets would not contain things like poo bags, dog treats and an
extra leash.
12. I would no longer have to spell the words TREAT COOKIE or BISCUIT.
13. I would not have as many leaves INSIDE my house as outside.
14. I would not look strangely at people who think having their ONE dog ties
them down too much.
15. I'd look forward to Spring and the melting of the snow instead of
dreading "mud season".
16. I would not have to answer the question "Why do I have so many dogs?"
from people who will never have the joy in their life of knowing they are
loved unconditionally by something as close to an angel as they will
ever get.
17. How empty my life would be....

Elaine, Pico and Laela