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[pyrnet] Wrapping present's with dogs

 

 


                    Wrapping presents with dogs

                 1. Gather presents, boxes, paper, etc. in middle of living
                room floor.

                 2. Get tape back from puppy.

                 3. Remove scissors from older dog's mouth.

                 4. Open box.

                 5. Take puppy out of box.

                 6. Remove tape from older dog's mouth.

                 7. Take scissors away from puppy.

                 8. Put present in box.

                 9. Remove present from puppy's mouth.

                 10. Put back in box after removing puppy from box.

                 11. Take scissors from older dog and sit on them.

                 12. Remove puppy from box and put on lid.

                 13. Take tape away from older dog.

                 14. Unroll paper.

                 15. Take puppy OFF box.

                 16. Cut paper being careful not to cut puppy's foot or nose
               that is
                 getting in the way as he "helps."

                 17. Let puppy tear remaining paper.

                 18. Take puppy off box.

                 19. Wrap paper around box.

                 20. Remove puppy from box & take wrapping paper from its
                  mouth.

                 21. Tell older dog to fetch the tape so he will stop
                  stealing it.

                 22. Take scissors away from puppy.

                 23. Take tape older dog is holding.

                 24. Quickly tape one spot before taking scissors from older
                 dog & sitting
                      on them again.

                 25. Fend off puppy trying to steal tape & tape another
                   spot.

                 26. Take bow from older dog.

                 27. Go get roll of wrapping paper puppy ran off with.

                 28. Take scissors from older dog who took them when you got
                  up.

                 29. Give pen to older dog to hold so he stops licking your
                   face.

                 30. Remove puppy from present & hurriedly slap tape on to
               hold the paper
                 on.

                 31. Take now soggy bow from puppy & tape on since the
               sticky stuff no
                 longer sticks.

                 32. Take pen from older dog, address tag & affix while
               puppy tries to eat
                 pen.

                 33. Grab present before puppy opens it & put it away.

                 34. Clean up mess puppy & older dog made playing tug-of-war
               with remnants
                 of wrapping paper.

                 35. Put away rest of wrapping supplies & tell dogs what
               good helpers they
                 are.