[pyrnet] Happy Gobble Gobble Day

[Banach95@aol.com]

Happy Thanksgiving!!!! 
In honor of those who have had to cook Thanksgiving dinner, this poem is for 
you! 

Thanksgiving 

The turkey shot out of the oven 
and rocketed into the air, 
It knocked every plate off the table 
and partly demolished a chair. 

It ricoheted into a corner 
and burts with a deafening boom, 
Then splatted all over the kitchen 
completely obscuring the room. 

It stuck to the walls and the windows, 
It totally coated the floor; 
There was turkey attached to the ceiling 
where there'd never been turkey before. 

It blanketed every appliance, 
It smeared every saucer and bowl; 
There wasn't a way I could stop it, 
That turkey was out of control. 

I scraped and I scrubbed with displeasure 
and thought with chagrin as I mopped, 
That I'd never again stuff a turkey 
with popcorn that hadn't been popped. 


True story.....? 

Happy Thanksgiving to everyone! 
Michelle 

Human of Ch. Achates Hidden Blessing (Bess) 





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