[pyrnet] Clipping nails,chewing and stuff

[Rhonda Collins <rhonda@castlepublishing.com>]

Newman is still terrible about clipping his nails,
though I've tried playing  with his feet (a lot!). He still seems to
grow those 18 other legs so he can flail them all at one time.  Is
there any kind of gentle restraint item out that people can use for
things like clipping nails? If not, do you think there'd be a market for
one? I "invented" an item that really works, and  I'm
considering patenting it and trying to market it.

Newman is currently laying on the couch with an old pillow tucked between
his front legs for his head to rest on.  Periodically I look over
and he's got it in his mouth, chewing. I give him the famous
"AAAAKKKKKKK" noise and he stops, looks at me and lays his head
back down, eyeing me innocently.

It is pouring rain outside, and I look at his  nice, white coat and
figure that when I get home he'll have died himself black yet again.
<sigh>