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I will have the carriage
waiting anxiously for your arrival. You will know me by the five white
horses and a goat, pulling the carriage.
Will take you to the Dodge House for
lunch and then give you the grand tour of my six and one-half acres. Hopefully,
that could take some time.
Will send keys to the kingdom
by UPS.
Don't y'all plan on rushing
off too soon when you arrive.
(At last, I have someone who
can tell me what it means when they "down under." Down under
what?)
Please wear your cow boots. red
bandanna
leather kangaroo belt, so I can recognize
you easily. I'm one of those guys who know that New Zealand are separate
countries.
Any chance of getting a koala
bear? I'll present you with a raccoon trained to play the
harmonica.
Would love to have
you.
Hermit in the Woods, singing
Marching to Pretoria.
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