Re: [pyrnet] Pyr Chow

[Julie Johnston <raven4luck@home.com>]

You are a HOOT Hermit - You should write for some income.  I may have to
audition when the time comes and will start work on my essay.  (-;

Julie

> From: "Gordon Crump" <hermit@duo-county.com>
> Reply-To: pyrnet-l@pyrnet.org
> Date: Sun, 9 Sep 2001 14:21:20 -0500
> To: <pyrnet-l@pyrnet.org>
> Subject: Re: [pyrnet] Pyr Chow
> 
> 
> ----- Original Message -----
> From: "Julie Johnston" <raven4luck@home.com>
> To: <pyrnet-l@pyrnet.org>
> Sent: Sunday, September 09, 2001 1:32 PM
> Subject: Re: [pyrnet] Pyr Chow
> 
> 
>> Gordon - I am never going to eat a tomato from Mexico again!  I'm
> picturing
>> you like Jed Clampett from the Beverly Hillbillies - all grizzled,
> wearing a
>> hat and torn jeans, and carrying a wealth of knowledge.  Oh, and
> with a long
>> piece of grass or  hay out the corner of your mouth.  ;-)/
>> 
>> Julie
> =========>
> You pretty well have me figured out, Julie.  Actually.
> I don't wear overalls, but blue jeans and flannel shirts in winter and
> castaway anything in summer. I wear boots, with spurs sometime, though
> I sold my horse. (Loved her, but that sucker ate $40 worth of food at
> a whack.) Naturally, I am extremely handsome, with thick hair,
> skin under my clothes like velvet (hands and arms sunburned) and what
> folks here call 'a looker.'  Don't drink, smoke or gamble, don't do
> drugs, don't vote Democrat,
> and have a lovely personality, even at 4 a.m.  I can make hook rugs,
> fix delicious tacos, cook the world's best cornbread (every day). I
> can preserve, can, smoke, cure,
> dry, freeze and preserve underground. I pay my taxes,
> (under protest, of course) once loved a girl named Eudora, have
> escaped the diseases injurious (and downright embarrassing) that
> afflict many,Have studied for most of my life what gives a woman
> pleasure and I hold the Mae Houston award for Lover of the Year. That
> is the big one, but I hold gold star designations from a former Breck
> girl and a third place winner in the Miss
> America contest.
> My main thing is doing just what I am doing, practicing hermitry in
> the woods, and feeling every new day a blessing, not more frustration.
> It can only happen out here, not in the concrete jungle.
> I have thought of taking another wife,and I have decided to hold
> national auditions in October. They should be light packers (no more
> than an overnight bag), bring momma's permission, if necessary, plus
> write a 500 word essay on
> why men shed pheromones when they don't mean to.
> You may nominate as many candidates as you wish.
> Or none, as you prefer.
> The winner will not only get me, in all my staunch hermithood, but
> will have her own personal Pyr and 500 pounds of chopped liver to feed
> it. She will get three free
> dairy goats and 16 comfrey plans to start her a crop.  I will give her
> the corner off my ginseng map and help her dig it.
> If she ever leaves me, I will insist that the ginseng corner be
> returned.  In the old West, a guy gave his best girl a fancy
> saddle,but she was not permitted to keep it, if they broke up.  Same
> thing here.  It would be sad if she kept it, and I one day found some
> strange man digging my sang.
> Thanks for the message. Julie.  Sorry I got carried away.
> But the only  other exciting thing to happen today was my installation
> of the Amish Country screen saver from
> www.countrylife.net
> 
> Hermit in the Woods, using a puddle to comb his pretty hair.  And
> without taking the blade of grass (blade?) from his seductive lips.
> 
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