Re: [pyrnet] Gordon's quest

["Gordon Crump" <hermit@duo-county.com>]

  It's a deal!
  Tell them to look for a small sign at the back of Wal-mart, saying
Miz Belle's Red Light House, Shoes and Worm Farm.
   Might warn them not to be off put by Norman Bates, the bulldog. He
wouldn't hurt his mother, except at night, during a storm.

  I have the whole crew of guides cleaning the slop buckets, getting
ready for any tips the family might wish to drop inside.  They are
manneredly enough to descent them with
ammonia and peach tree leaves.

   Maybe I will have a barbecue in the woods for them, after they
finish shopping.  I know where there are two fat raccoons and a fat
possum.  Blessed with many sweet taters this year to place in the
roasting pan.  Something about a little barbecue sauce on sweet
taters.
   My Mary will furnish security in the area, but bring your own
weapon for the ride up the Interstate.  Lot a nuts out there.

   Hermit in the Woods, singing Walkin' Round in Charlie's Shoes. (and
Charlie's shoes are killin' me.)


----- Original Message -----
From: "Julie Johnston" <raven4luck@home.com>
To: <pyrnet-l@pyrnet.org>
Sent: Wednesday, September 05, 2001 1:35 PM
Subject: Re: [pyrnet] Gordon's quest


> ROLFLMAO - I'll pass along that infermation to them right off
Hermit.  Tell
> your guides to have buckets in hand for tips and such - guide
servicing
> shouldn't be taken fer granted.  Oh - family with both parents still
living,
> 7 chillens and 10 granchillens - hope that white house has really
cheap
> shoes!
>
> Julie
>
> > From: "Gordon Crump" <hermit@duo-county.com>
> > Reply-To: pyrnet-l@pyrnet.org
> > Date: Wed, 5 Sep 2001 13:08:58 -0500
> > To: <pyrnet-l@pyrnet.org>
> > Subject: Re: [pyrnet] Gordon's quest
> >
> > Wonderful,Julie!
> >
> > Tell them to take Highway 61 from Elizabethtown, east to
> > Columbia,Ky., park at the Chevron station and go behind
> > Wal-Mart to a white house, where shoes are sold at ridiculously
low
> > prices.  One pound of sang will outfit the whole family and leave
> > enough for lunch at Sirious Coffee
> > House, on the Public Square.If advance notice is given, I can have
> > guides at each turn to cue the driver. (Just another
> > public service by Hermits Unlimited.)
> > Good on you.
> >
> > Hermit in the Woods, singing  Squaws Along the Wabash,
> > or some such tribute to the great state of Indiana.
>
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