RE: [pyrnet] Gordon's quest

["Sue Magasich" <smagasich@snyderhoffman.com>]

Oh My God- Gordon!  Every one of your salutations
makes me laugh out loud!  My co-workers think I'm
nuts. (I am, but that's not important!)

-----Original Message-----
From: owner-pyrnet-l@pyrnet.org
[mailto:owner-pyrnet-l@pyrnet.org]On
Behalf Of Gordon Crump
Sent: 05 September, 2001 2.09
To: pyrnet-l@pyrnet.org
Subject: Re: [pyrnet] Gordon's quest


   Wonderful,Julie!

    Tell them to take Highway 61 from
Elizabethtown, east to
Columbia,Ky., park at the Chevron station and go
behind
Wal-Mart to a white house, where shoes are sold at
ridiculously low
prices.  One pound of sang will outfit the whole
family and leave
enough for lunch at Sirious Coffee
House, on the Public Square.If advance notice is
given, I can have
guides at each turn to cue the driver. (Just
another
public service by Hermits Unlimited.)
   Good on you.

   Hermit in the Woods, singing  Squaws Along the
Wabash,
or some such tribute to the great state of
Indiana.



----- Original Message -----
From: "Julie Johnston" <raven4luck@home.com>
To: <pyrnet-l@pyrnet.org>
Sent: Wednesday, September 05, 2001 12:34 PM
Subject: Re: [pyrnet] Gordon's quest


> Very interesting Hermit.  My family lives in
Indiana - told them to
get
> themselves down there during Sang season fer
some new shoes.  (-;
>
> Julie
>
> > From: "Gordon Crump" <hermit@duo-county.com>
>                    snip
>  > Caryl, you ask a timely and reasonable
question.
> >
> > No, you don't have to dig ginseng at night.
It is a wild plant,
> > grows in the woods and sells for $120 and up
per pound. Used,
> > especially by the Chinese in herbal medicine
and is considered an
> > aphrodisiac and vitality builder.
> > It grows wild in Kentucky.  The cultivated
kind sells for less
> > money.
> > As for using a Pyr to sniff out the golden
stuff, it is an idea.
> > The only difficulty is that my Mary has so
much work to do
already,
> > guard duty, repairing broken hearts in the
young and
reckless,making
> > my bank deposits, testing recipes, and giving
aid and comfort to
the
> > old, young and
> > accursedly inept among her dog friends.
> > But it is a thought.  She could do it. Perhaps
when the ginseng
> > season opens in a month or so, I can introduce
her to the basics
and
> > see what happens.  A good way for her to earn
some  Christmas
doggie
> > bucks. (Can't dig it out of season, something
to do with
environmental
> > whackos or  the femi-Nazis, or maybe it was
the Boy Scouts.)  Big
> > fine, if caught, but there is no law against
marking the spots
where
> > it is growing, making for a fast hunt when the
season opens.
> > In my native Appie language, it is called
"sang,"  And many a
family
> > in Appalachia wore shoes in winter because
they had dug 'sang.'
Now
> > with a season on it, I guess it is a sport as
well, and CNN or
some
> > such, will probably start Monday Night Sang,
and make a million.
Will
> > try to get Mary a spot on the preview program.
> > Thanks for writing.
> > Hermit in the Woods, singing Oh! Them Golden
(Sang
> > Bought)Slippers.
> >
> >
> > Thanks for writing.
> >
> > Hermit in the Woods, mulling over the joke
about the cause of Mad
> > Cow disease. Still laughing.
>
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