[pyrnet] Preparing for a new puppy

["Robyn Allwright" <ziffanyrobyn@earthlink.net>]

Carol, in case you have forgotten what it's like to have a new puppy,
thought you might enjoy this one

> > How to prepare for a new puppy
> >
> > 1. Pour cold apple juice on the carpet in several places and walk
> > around barefoot in the dark.
> >
> > 2. Wear a sock to work that has had the toes shredded by a blender.
> >
> > 3. Immediately upon waking, stand outside in the rain and dark saying,
> > "Be a good puppy, go potty now - hurry up - come on, lets go!"
> >
> > 4. Cover all your best suits with dog hair.  Dark suits must use white
> > hair, and light suits must use dark hair.  Also float some hair in your
> first
> > cup of coffee in the morning.
> >
> > 5. Play "catch" with a wet tennis ball.
> >
> > 6. Run out in the snow in your bare feet to close the gate.
> >
> > 7. Tip over a basket of clean laundry, scatter clothing all over the
> floor.
> >
> > 8. Leave your underwear on the living room floor, because that's where
> > the dog will drag it anyway.  (Especially when you have company.)
> >
> > 9. Jump out of your chair shortly before the end of your favorite TV
> > program and run to the door shouting, "No no! Do that OUTSIDE!"
> > Miss the end of the program.
> >
> > 10. Put chocolate pudding on the carpet in the morning, and don't try to
> > clean it up until you return from work that evening.
> >
> > 11. Gouge the leg of the dinning room table several times with a
> > screwdriver - it's going to get chewed on anyway.
> >
> > 12. Take a warm and cuddly blanket out of the dryer and immediately wrap
> it
> > around yourself. This is the feeling you will get when your puppy falls
> > asleep on your lap.
> >

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