[pyrnet] fw: What a Dog!

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> ** Original Subject: What a Dog!
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> ** Original Date: Sun, 13 Aug 2000 20:09:19 -0700

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 What a dog!
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 A butcher in his shop, and he's real busy, and he notices a dog in 
 the shop. He shoos him away. But later, he notices the dog is back 
 again. So he goes over to the dog, and notices he has a note in his
 mouth. He takes the note, and it reads, "Can I have 12 sausages and 
 a leg of lamb, please. The dog has money in his mouth, as well."
 The butcher looks inside and, lo and behold, there is a ten dollar 
 bill there. 
 
 So he takes the money, and puts the sausages and lamb in a bag, 
 placing it in the dog's mouth. The butcher is well impressed, and 
 since it's close to closing time, he decides to shut up shop and 
 follow the dog. So off he goes. The dog is walking down the street, 
 when he comes to a level crossing. The dog puts down the bag, jumps 
 up and presses the button. Then he waits patiently, bag in mouth, 
 for the lights to turn. They do, and he walks across the road, 
 with the butcher following him all the way. 
 
 The dog then comes to a bus stop, and starts looking at the timetable. 
 The butcher is in awe at this stage. The dog checks out the times, 
 and then sits on one of the seats provided. Along comes a bus. The 
 dog walks around to the front, looks at the number, and goes back 
 to his seat. Another bus comes. Again the dog goes and looks at the 
 number, notices it's the right bus, and climbs on. The butcher, by 
 now open-mouthed, follows him onto the bus. The bus travels through 
 the town and out into the suburbs, the dog looking at the scenery. 
 Eventually he gets up, and moves to the front of the bus. He stands 
 on 2 back paws and pushes the button to stop the bus. 
 
 Then he gets off, his groceries still in his mouth. Well, dog and 
 butcher are walking along the road, and then the dog turns into a 
 house. He walks up the path, and drops the groceries on the step. 
 Then he walks back down the path, takes a big run, and throws himself
  -Whap!- against the door. He goes back down the path, runs up to the
 door and -Whap!- throws himself against it again. There's no answer 
 at the house, so the dog goes back down the path, jumps up on a 
 narrow wall, and walks along the perimeter of the garden. 
 
 He gets to the window, and beats his head against it several times, 
 walks back, jumps off, and waits at the door. The butcher watches 
 as a big guy opens the door, and starts laying into the dog.  
 Swearing at him. The butcher runs up, and stops the guy. "What the 
 heck are you doing? The dog is a genius. He could be on TV, for 
 Roc's sake!", to which the guy responds "Clever, my eye. This is 
 the second time this week that he's forgotten his key."  
 
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