[PyrNet-L] A man's reasoning for owning a dog (as sent by a <former>friend)

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REASONS TO LIVE WITH A PYR INSTEAD OF A WOMAN

1. Pyrs love it when your friends come over.
2. Pyrs don't expect you to call when you're running late.
3. The later you are, the more excited they are to see you.
4. Pyrs don't mind if you give their offspring away.
5. Pyrs like it when you leave lots of things on the floor.
6. A Pyr's parents never visit.
7. Pyrs understand that instincts are better than asking directions.
8. Pyrs don't hate their bodies.
9. NO PYR ever bought a Barry Manilow album.
10. Pyrs agree that you have to raise your voice to get your point across.
11. Pyrs never criticize.
12. Pyrs would rather have hamburger than lobster for dinner.
13. You never have to wait for a Pyr. They're ready to go 24 hours a day.