[PyrNet-L] New Years's resolutions

["PyrJam" <pyrjam@zdial.com>]

It's so foggy here right now that the world could of ended and I wouldn't
now it. We're out in the woods (or voodths - as the say in Pa.Dutch) about 5
miles outside of Reading,Pa., but the sky was still light up from the
fireworks, and the dogs had a grand old time barking in the New Year along
with all the other noise going on.

I'd like to make a suggestion: Let's wait about a week before we tell all
the people down in their Y2K bunkers that it's safe to come out...or at
least make them give all the food they hoarded to the needy.

THE TOP 10 NEW YEAR'S RESOLUTIONS MADE BY DOGS

10. Try to understand that cats are from Venus and dogs are from Mars.
9. I will no longer be beholden to the sound of the can opener.
8. Circulate petition that Leg Humping be a juried competition in major dog
shows along with Peeing for Accuracy.
7. Call PETA and tell them for the 1000th time that I'd rather be in my
crate, then in front of a Semi doing 90 on the interstate.
6. Take time from busy schedule to stop and smell the behinds.
5. Always scoot and lick before kissing owner.
4. I will NOT eat my own POOP, if it's not...  Bon Appetit.
3. January 1st: Kill the sock! Must kill the sock! January 2nd and
beyond...Re-live victory over the sock.
2. Request that R.C.Steel add an inflatable Lassie to their mail-order
catalog.
1. I will NOT chase the damned stick unless I see it LEAVE HIS HAND.