[PyrNet-L] : Martha Stewart & your dog

["Merrilie" <Grammy@biddeford.com>]

I received this from another list- I had to share!
merrilie

> Subject: Martha Stewart and Your Dog
> 
> 
> >10 top ways to tell if Martha Stewart is stalking your
> >dog...
> >
> >10.  There's potpourri hanging from his/her collar.
> >
> >9.  The dog's nails have been cut with pinking shears.
> >
> >8.  The dog toys are all stored in McCoy crocks.
> >
> >7.  The pooper scooper has been decorated with raffia.
> >
> >6.  That telltale lemon slice in the new silver water bowl.
> >
> >5.  You find liver and whole wheat dog treats stamped out with copper
> >cookie cutters and decorated with royal icing using a #2 rosette tip.
> >
> >4.  Dog hair has been collected and put into wire baskets for nesting
> >material for the birds.
> >
> >3.  A seasonally appropriate grapevine wreath adorns the front of your
> >dog's crate.
> >
> >2.  Your dog goes outside naked and comes in wearing a thyme colored
> >virgin wool hand knitted sweater with matching boots.
> >
> >AND THE NUMBER ONE WAY YOU KNOW THAT MARTHA STEWART IS STALKING YOUR DOG
> >IS...
> >
> >1.  The dog droppings in your backyard have been sculpted into swans.
>