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In one of my chess games, the moves of the black queen and white rook reminded
me of a "squaredance".  So in my comments, i wrote a 4-line verse which was to
mimic a squaredance caller.  

My opponent thought it was funny, and so i attempted to expand it to a full
song.  Here's that project:

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REDNECK CHESS (censored version) - June-July 2k4 - Bengal Bandana

Grab your pad'ner, now don't be shy:
Don't let'em off with some alibi.
Hold the hand before they run,
Show'em this will be lots of funnnnnnnnnnn.

Swing your pad'ner doe see doe;
Circle to your left, and watch those toes.
Go now right and don't be late;
Change your pad'ner, don't hesitate.

Look ahead, make sure your path's clear;
No one wants to spill a drop of beer.
Two step back across the floor,
But don't bang heads against the doooooooor.

Have you worked up too much a sweat?
Switch pad'ners again:  We're not done yet.
Clap your hands and stomp your feet,
We'll take this on out to the street.

Ready to go just one more time?
Did you enjoy this metre and rhyme?
Are you gonna get your gun?
Sit back down, this song is done (dunnnnnnnnnnnnnn).
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In order to keep the spirit of the song, i chose the venacular used in the
southeast US as opposed to proper spelling.  But if someone insists, i'll type
out a version with correct spelling.

For anyone who requests it, an uncensored version is also available. (-8


	
		
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