[HOE] Game Over! I WIN!!! (LONG, but good!!!)

["Ray C." <r_a_c_@hotmail.com>]

I...  AM...

VICTORIOUS!!!

HOODY HOO!!!  HOODY HOO!!!  HOODY HOO!!!

*Does Victory Dance*

I win I win I WIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIN!!!

Sorry folks, kinda cryptic, but...  Bare with me.

OK, done.

I just finished off my Deadlands:  Hell On Earth Campaign last night...  AND 
I WIN!!!

The Posse of:
W.C. Omer, Redneck Roadwarrior
"Baldy", Insane Syker
Ol' Zeke, Token 244-Year Old Walking Dead Guy
Mary Jane, Sentient, Telepathic Marijuana Plant

Have fought against evil, darkness, and those that would spraypaint "Chevy" 
on the Ford have...  FAILED!!!  And they did so by being victorious!

Start at the front part, Ray.

OK.

The Posse had a royal mad on with the road gang, the Disco Demons, and their 
leader, Disco Stu.  They had stolen about 100 Pounds of Ghost Rock, various 
bits of salvage, all of Baldy's Spook Juice, and defaced the Ford F-350 
Dually!!!  In other words, they deserved a slow, painful death.

After arriving at the Bar-D Roadhouse, and finding it a varitable fortress, 
they started laying out a plan to break in when, suddenly, a running 
gunfight happened off in the distance, and came closer!  A van (Black, with 
Red Racing Stripe and Red Spoiler), flanked by pick-ups was running away 
from a group of various cars (Caddies, Muscle Cars, ect.) who were very 
interested in stopping them quickly.  The Van/Trucks, however, made it to 
the Bar-D Fortress, and pulled out a struggling character.  Baldy, with his 
Scope, IDed the person pulled from the van as none other than Mr. T!!!  
(Actually, a look-alike, but anyhow...).  He also notices that the trucks 
have "Hell's Plumbers" written on the side (Thanks Brett!!!).

After meeting with the other Gang that got run off by the M2HB and M-200 
fire from a pair of towers, the Posse found themselves with mututal allies 
(The Blaxsploitations), and, upon convincing them that they, too, were 
minorities (A Redneck "Indian", a Syker, an Irish-Canadian Walking Dead Guy, 
and Mary Jane who had people declair GENOCIDE on her entire species!), they 
made themselves a plan.

After fixing up the AMC Gremlin that they had gotten out of the Disco Demons 
eariler, and loading it up with 2 pounds, one ounce of C-20 and four sticks 
of TNT (And a Zombie in a Gimp Mask, to make it look like someone was at the 
wheel) set to go off when the bumper was depressed, and having a Junker rig 
it with a remote control...  The Posse went to the opposite side of the 
complex, while the Blaxploitations hit the main complex.  Figuring that 
Disco Stu had a hidden escape route in the back.  (The deal was, The 
Blaxploitations got the Disco Demons, but the Posse got Disco Stu!!!).

The attack didn't got quite as planned.

The Gremlin broke down a good six yards away from the "Main Gate" (An Open 
Pit Dump Truck with ALOT of Boiler Plate weilded to one side.  Yes, one of 
those big Dump Trucks that can't drive on Highways!!!).  When someone 
investigated the car, he stood up on the bumper to see what was going on.

*KA...  BOOM*

And, yes, I did have them roll the 33D12 damage to the guy standing on the 
Bumper.  289 points.  Almost eneough to kill him ten times over.

The continuing explosion was enough to move the Dump Truck, and take out the 
towers (The TNT was placed to hit the towers, while the C-20 was angled 
forwards).  In hindsight, I should also have had them roll damage on the 
Zombie...  Maybe another day if we're interested.

A vicious gunfight then ensued between the Disco Demons and the Hell's 
Plumbers against the Blaxploitations...  And it was CARNAGE!!!  But...  No 
Disco Stu!!!

W.C. idled the F-350 forwards, guns at the ready, Syker primed...  And found 
what looked like the weak spot on the wall, and got ready to ambush Disco 
Stu when he came out.

Too bad that wasn't where he came from.

Stu busted from his hidden placement in his Hummer-Limo, and slammed right 
into the front, driver-side quarter pannel with his ram prow and "Weird Ass 
Bull Horns" (Relic:  Los Diablo Horns, basically a Supernatural Ram Prow!)!  
Little Red, the Truck, was flipped on it's side, had it's hood slammed up...

And it's engine compartment totaled!!!  It's Engine Block was a good fourty 
yards away from it's crew cab!!!

Inside, W.C. Omer and Baldy were fine, aside from some bruising...  But Ol' 
Zeke and Mary Jane were killed!!!  Stu had drawn blood!!!

Angry like the Demons from Hell (As opposed to the Demons from Heaven, I 
guess) they got out, and used W.C.'s newest "Toy", the Harley From Hell!!!

They caught up with the Hummer-Limo, and, using his Syko-kinetic powers (Not 
to mention a 48 Blastin' Roll!), Baldy LIFTED the Hummer-Limo *UP* and 
dropped it on it's NOSE!!!

After a quick check of the rules on something like this, the Hummer flipped 
a few times, before landing on it's roof and "Tin Caned" itself!!!  Disco 
Stu, driving, had himself impaled IN the steering wheel, and had his guts 
ripped out (Don't worry', he's undead.  This is only a minor concern).

"And now I BURN HIM!!!"

One Arson later, Disco Stu is still alive...  And screaming for MERCY!!!  He 
surrendered!!!

And insane grin (Even more insane than usual, that is), he started towards 
the former gang leader, his head begining to glow...  His mission, given to 
him by "The Goddess of Fertility, Harvest, and Death" was about to be 
complete!!!  Soon he would bring in the restoration of the ENTIRE WORLD!!!

W.C., however, being a good Templar Companion, had heard the voice of Ronan 
Lynch (Repeated from their last talk together before Ronan left), saying 
that "You should let the Devil do his own Dirty Work.", and tried to stop 
Baldy...

It didn't work.

Disco Stu's Head BLEW UP (Gotta love those Syker powers!), and a storm 
began.

Baldy handed over his most prized possession, his .50 Sniper Rifle, and 
wished W.C. well.  And stood to welcome in his new "Bride"...  She appeared 
only to him on a white mare, clad in a pure white wedding dress, veil and 
all...  As she approached to him, the veil pulled back...  REVEALING A 
GRINNING SKULL FACE!!!

Surprise came upon the player's face then, as I told how the spirit horse 
and rider plunged right into him!!!  From W.C.'s point of view, he got hit 
by lightning, and the Rifle disappeared from his arms...

When the light dimmed enough, Baldy, The Syker With No Name, was gone...  
Now...  It was only "THE SERVITOR WITH NO NAME"!!!

His rifle had bonded with his left arm (He was a Southpaw), and a Katana 
blade ripped through his skin, ending at the muzzle, appearing like a 
sickle!!!  His already gaunt features had pulled even further back and were 
entirely skull-like...  His body armour joined his regenerating cloak and 
turned "Spawn Like" (Player's Idea...  "I don't want to be SPAWN!!!  I DON'T 
WANT TO BE SPAWN!!!  Darn it...  I'm Spawn!").

His last words as Baldy were "Run...  FAR AWAY!!!  This wasn't part of the 
plan!".

And that is it...  I HAVE WON!!!

VICTORY IS MINE!!!

*Performs Victory Dance Again*

Ray.

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