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Oh well, sorry, but as you´re just torturing each
other with bad jokes, I´ve got one too:
Luke Skywalker and Darth Vader
are fighting the final battle against each other. The light sabres are dancing
faster than the eye can follow.
Darth Vader: "I know what you´re gettin for Christmas, Luke!" Luke ignores this distraction, the fight goes on..... Darth Vader: "I´m honest Luke, I know what you´re getting for Christmas!" Luke hesitates, but keeps on fighting..... Darth Vader(gleefully): "I know its bugging you, and I know for sure what you´re getting for christmas!" Both pause fighting and lower their sabres. Luke (unnerved): "Ok you ass, how the f*** can YOU know what I´m getting for christmas?" -pause-, only interrupted by Vaders breathing-apparatus... Darth Vader: "Luke, I felt your presents." Uharrrrrrrrrrghahaahahaaaaaaa Marshal S. |