Re: [HOE] Hell on Earth: The Movie!

["Jeff Shoffner" <shoffner@usit.net>]

Oh no!  The thread that won't die!!!!  Okay, you asked for it....

Since I've only the two basic books (PH & Marshal), half these people I
don't know.  Which, makes it all that more interesting.... heh-heh



>> > Simon Mercer- Kurt Russel
>Hes a former account gone crazy.  Micheal Douglas in Falling Down >

Simon will be played by Carrot Top, only because he must DIE DIE DIE!!!


>> > Lazlo Huber- Dennis Leary
>>i think if anything this would be funny...
>Deniss Leary makes everything cool


Hmmm, two for Dennis Leary...  In that case, I vote for Micauley Caukin
(Home Alone kid)

>> > Cole Ballad- the Rock
>First off No Wrestlers....maybe a Buff Brendan Fraiser could work.
or...good old Dolph Lundgren

Let's see, he's that guy on the bike on the cover, right?   So, someone
fairly big.  How about John Goodman?

Jo has been selected as Linda Hamilton & the actress from King of Queens.  I
know that she is supposed to be this kick butt super hot chick Templar that
used to be a homemaker, so I vote for Martha Stewart.  Man, she can do
ANYTHING!

>
>> > Ike Taylor- Mitch Pillegi, Morgan Freeman, or Danny Glover


Another person I don't know, but it sounds like the person is black.  How
about Damon Wayans.  Oooh!  Or Mike Tyson?


>>
>>Silas Rasmussen- Im thinking either Jeremy Irons or
>>even maybe Ed Norton.

Hmmmm, I think this guy is supposed to be an evil, crazed mutant.  Well,
that could only be one person:  Bill Gates.

>>
>>Gen. Throckmorton-Tommy Lee Jones

Hmmmm, another evil person, but this time a cyborg.... Bill Gates!  No,
wait!  Al Gore!  I hear he's got some free time!


>
>>Doc Swartz- None other than Christoper Llyod (SP?) i
>>mean come on, How couldnt you use the Doc for Doc...

Sounds like this guy is Doc from Back to the Future, so I recommend that
actor that played the boring science teacher in the Wonder Years, think he
has his own game show..... Ben Stiller!  Yeah!


That'll teach you to ressurrect the dead....

Jeff S