[HOE] Fw: Clean Jokes Joke A Day (January 4, 2002)

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> A young lady came home from a date, rather sad. She told 
> her mother, "Jeff proposed to me an hour ago."
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> "Then why are you so sad?" her mother asked.
> 
> "Because he also told me he was an atheist. Mom, he 
> doesn't even believe there's a hell."
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> Her mother replied, "Marry him anyway.  Between the two of 
> us, we'll show him how wrong he is."
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> The Priest was preparing a man for his long day's journey 
> into night. Whispering firmly, the Priest said, "Denounce the 
> devil! Let him know how little you think of him!"
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> The dying man said nothing.
>  
> The priest repeated his order.
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> Still the man said nothing.
>  
> The priest asked, "Why do you refuse to denounce the devil 
> and his evil?"
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> The dying man said, "Until I know for sure where I'm heading, 
> I don't think I ought to aggravate anybody."
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