[HOE] The Librarian's Almanac for March 13th

[Michael Cone <mkcone@yahoo.com>]

ST. LOUIS RUINS, MISSOURI- Members of the River Watch
are reporting the death of a scavenger crew in the
neighboring ruins of Festus, Missouri. Abigail Munroe,
a retired NA Army captain was midway though her shift
when she happen to be scanning the upper ruins of
Festus with her telescopes. Munroe witnessed six
scavengers get ambushed in one of the few remaining
recreational marinas along the river. The scavvies
fell quickly to one ambusher’s pistols, the others
vanished into a strange green cloud that was summoned
by someone with bright crimson skin. The two
assailants piled the salvager’s possession in to one
of the few remaining boats and set off under their own
power down the river.


LYNCHBURG, CALIFORNIA- Big Pete, the Law Dog
extraordinaire, is issuing a warning for the
settlements in Nevada and northern California. Folks
are advised not to purchase or barter for any water
from a nomadic caravan claiming to be from the small
village of Fort Rock, Oregon. The caravan consists of
a weather-beaten pick-up and a heavily modified tanker
truck. It has been reported visiting Lynchburg,
Ocotillo Wells, and the Vannacutt Resort settlement in
California as well as Paradise Valley, the North Fork
enclave and the Cult of Doom dominated town of
Jackpot, in upper Nevada. In each case, two to three
days after the departure of the water caravan, there
have been outbreaks of lethal mutations, Ghost Rock
fever attacks and cases of the Galloping Pus Rash
developing in those who have imbibed or cooked with
the water. Law Dogs are offering a high reward for the
location of the caravan and/or the capture and return
of those responsible.


SCRUB SANDS, KANSAS- Ralph Largefarm, the mayor of
Scrub Sands has logged a report of mysterious swift
lights in the nighttime sky. The strange apparitions
have been seen ofr the last three days, between
midnight and one-thirty in the morning. Mayor
Largefarm has also logged a petition to Sacramento to
have the next Branch Library in his town. The boast
over forty books, and are currently searching for an
engineer to work over some scavenged typewriters to
assemble their own printing press.

Submitted by Brother Dom, journeyman Librarian and
Defender of Knowledge



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