[HOE] The Librarian's Almanac for March 1st

[Michael Cone <mkcone@yahoo.com>]

STORM LAKE, IOWA- Scouts for the Convoy are reporting
a sighting of three landed Combine Raptors in the
neighboring ruins of Fort Mason. The strange modified
blimp bearing the markings of the Cult of Doom has
been spotted heading for the north sections of the
city. The airship was last seen in the Texas
panhandle.

WILLOW SPRINGS, MISSOURI- the Templar Librarian known
as the Silver Nun is logging another sighting of
Surtur, the former Raider King. The Syker warlord was
seen in a stealthy nocturnal caravan, leaving Highway
5, heading for the abandoned hamlet of Rome in the
Mark Twain National forest. The two hunters that
spotted the vehicles had a few interesting details to
impart. Both tractor-trailers carried heavy excavating
equipment and the other vehicles were dragging
backhoes and a generator. Among the passengers were
two heavy combat cyborgs that seemed to be either
sleeping or deactivated, several bound and gagged
mutants in a cage on the back of a pick up truck, and
a small RV that was packed to capacity with figures in
black jumpsuits wearing motorcycle helmets. The
trappers also spotted several small flying drones that
were definitely shadowing the caravan.

LAKE SISCO, WASHINGTON- A waster going by the name of
Jake "Snake-eyes" Dilquins has been dispatched to the
Grand Library in Sacramento with a very unusual batch
of cyberwear. Lake Sisco residents were astonished to
discover the tech falling from the sky in the late
evening hours. In the words of one local, "It was like
the old rain o' frogs omly god got modernized." After
some examination, the parts have had all serial
numbers removed. Any librarians with cybertech
experience are encouraged to contact the Grand
Library.
Submitted by the furiously moving pen of Brother
Dominic



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