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Re: [HoE] Has anyone seen "Samson (the Silver Mask Man) vs. The Vampire Women?
OUR0B0ROS@aol.com wrote:
> UfoGufo said...
>
> > My players are going to the Mexico.
> >
> > Any ideas? (Mexico? Vampires...)
>
> Have you seen "Samson vs. The Vampire Women" ? It's a Mystery Science
> Theater 3000 episode, and it is absolutely hilarious. A Vampire woman needs
> some servants, so she "reactivates" some skeletons which grow flesh and turn
> into caped, beefy mexican wrestlers.
> I will never forget the scene where the three Mexican wrasslin' vampires
> attack a couple by a car. One grabs the woman while the other two rough up
> the guy before throwing him to the ground and start kicking and stomping...
> Then they all grab the ends of their capes and run off screen, their arms
> sticking out to the sides, capes fluttering out behind them...
>
> Man, I have GOT to find that tape.
Sounds like a winner!
But nothing can compete for sheer gawd-awfulness with...
MANOS: Hands of fate.
The part that killed me was no where in there did anyone make the obvious
MANOS: The freshmaker. Joke.
Hmm maybe I just think its funny. Ah well. :
--
David Heth
"Pow! And the rabbit is vapor!"