[HoE] Deadlands! The Musical continues!

[Sam & Max <samnmax1@earthlink.net>]

Well I wasnt going to post these but.. ah well. More lack of life to spread
about. :)
The second one turned out a little more ominous than I intended but, what the
heck its a horror game.  Weeha.


Templo Del Diablo
based on Hotel California.
Dedicated to John "NightTrain" Goff and Dusk till Dawn III (Not that awful II.
:)

On a dark dusty highway, dry wind in my hair.
Warm smell of my spook juice. Rising up in the air.
Up ahead in the distance.. I saw a frightening sight.
The sky grew heavy and stormclouds rolled in.. I had to stop for the night.

There she stood in the doorway, where the dark shadows fell...
I was driving up real slow, this could be heaven or this could be hell.
Then she lifted her pale hand, and she showed me the way...
There were trucks in the parking lot and I thought I heard her say...
-
Welcome to the Templo Del Diablo... such a dusky place... such a dark small
space.
Plenty of drinks at the Templo Del Diablo, any time of year, you can find fear
here.
-
Her skin was shimmering smoothly,
She smiled and led me on in...
She got a lotta flying vicious bats, that she calls friends.
Now they swirl in the courtyard,  wings on the moon,
I wanted to ask her, how much did she want?
Then I noticed the locks there, on all the rooms and mine...
She said "We havent had a good drink here since 2089."
I pulled my combat shotgun and blasted awaaay... they attacked in the middle of
the night I tried to get away!
-
Welcome to the Templo Del Diablo... such a dusky place...
    such a dusky place
such a dark small space.
     such a dark small space,
plenty of drinks at the Templo Del Diablo, any time of year, you can find fear
here.
-
Nosferatu on the cieling, undead on the floor,
she said. "We are all just bloodsuckers here, and yours looks really nice... "
In the darkest chambers, I fled before the feast, I shot them with AP ammo, but
I just couldnt kill the beasts!
Last thing I remember..  I had tumbled through a door,   deep into a darkened
cave, I had never seen before.
"Relax" came a soft voice "We are just about to feed...  you can fight and
struggle all you want, but you can never leave...


Manitous are screaming
to California Dreaming with the Osmond Manitou back up singers!

All the graves are found....
 <Manitou Chorus> get up from the ground..
and the sky is grey.....
 <Manitou Chorus>do just what we say....
I went for a walk... after I died today...
 <Manitou Chorus> after we won today...
I'd be safe and gone...
 <Manitou Chorus> be safe and gone.
If I was past the gates...
 <Manitou Chorus>If he was past the gaaates.
Manitous are screaming.
 Manitous are screaming.
after I just passed awaaay!!

Walked into a mine.... I passed along the way.
Well I dropped down on my knees..
 <Manitou Chorus>Dropped down on his knees..
and I began to pray.
 <Manitou Chorus>We began to prey.
The old prospector likes 'em cold...
 <Manitou Chorus>Prospector he's too bold..
He knows I'm gonna stay.
 <Manitou Chorus> We know your gonna stay.
Manitous are screaming...... in my head today...
 <Manitou Chorus>Manitous are screaming.

All the graves are found....
 <Manitou Chorus> get up from the ground..
and the sky is grey.....
 <Manitou Chorus>do just what we say....
I went for a walk... after I died today...
  <Manitou Chorus>get up from the ground..
If I didnt kill her.
 <Manitou Chorus>Of course you must kill her...
I could get away
 <Manitou Chorus>We should just get away..

Manitous are screaming
 <Manitou Chorus>Manitous are screaming inside my head today...
  Manitous are screaming.. inside my head today...
   in my head today.
--
David Heth
"<BLAM BLAM BLAM> Hey Nazi!  That's American for "I am over here!""