[HoE] HOE Musical

[darklord@dark-sky.net]

Well here are some of the Deadlands songs that my posse have come up
with over time... sung to various tunes... hope you enjoy!


This Comes from the song American pie, thought it was good for a laugh:

My my Father Mac feels awry
   chased revrend just to get him
   through some hypnotized guys
   used the wrath of god to bring the revrends demise
   choir sings "father please wedon't want to die!"
   father please we don't want to die.


Same Song, different Character as the focus (VanKook the mad Scientist
and his
"Son" with the Acid Gun:

OH my ..Vankook's really strange guys
   I mean his hair is every where
   and just look at those eyes
   and a boy named Ross is chasing after felines
   singin' Van kook says this acid won't blind
   Vankook says this acid won't blind...


And another to American Pie

MY...my eating sara's pie
   got the cannon from the wagon
   to blow up some bad guys
   the mc manus boys hid from those with no lives
   singin soon we'll see the reverend die...
   soon we'll see the reverend die.


And the Longer Version:

about one hundered years ago
   in a county far far away
   the church was under an attack
   the posse, brave, the posse Bold
   tried their best to break the hold
   that the demons had on peter Hines.
   They used their guns, then had to run
   away from the blaze and smokey haze.
   They escaped from that fight,
   But the end was not in sight.
   They took a ride to Daisyville,
   The reverand there they hoped to kill,
   they all just kind of walked away.
   Thats when....they had their day

   they were singin
   My My eatin stefani's pie
   took the cannon from the wagon
   To blow up some bad guys
   The mc manus boys hid from those with no lives
   singin soon well see the reverand die
   soon we'll se the reverand die

   Well we finally saw jake return
   we knew that'd Make Sams Stomach churn
   so he had him thrown into custody.
   sorry guys i get stuck here im trying to think of some lines that go
with
Robert not caring and Letting Jake take free reign



I think it turned into a contest after a bit to see who could make the
best
version:

they were singin'
   My my cheryl just won't die
   she took a bullet in her gullet
   she was going to cry
   then the stinky boy snuck up from behind
   sayin' Save her or you're going to die
   save her or you're going to die


A marshall wrote this one: (Also to the tune of american Pie)

And I can't remember if I cried
   When the Deadlands book I did spy
   But something told me deep inside
   "Boy, you've got to buy..."


Our Version of Star Wars: (As you can see we have some very creative
people
with WAY too much time on their hands...)


STAR PLAINS
   episode 4
   A new dope
   A small coach is being chased by a HUGE wagon, the slingers on the
wagon
try desperately to fight off the wagon, and its gatlin gun, but to no
avail.
they are
   boarded.....sound familiar guys.
   tune in next time and we'll introduce darth hines, Dan mcwalker, and
father
james w. macobi.
   may the winch be with you

STAR PLAINS
   episode 5
   The Calvary Strikes Back
   After the posse destroyed the Death church, the forces of the evil
rekoners
have gone one the attack forcing the rebel posse to retreat to their
secret
base on the
   dust planet pueblo where darth hines has sent his zombie droids to
destroy
the last remenants of resistance to the rekoners vile plan.

Episode 6
   Return of the lodi
   jean pierre Calrissian and smoke the wolffie devise a plan with
pirness
stephanie kuntzgana and dan McWalker to rescue Jake solo from the
clutches
from the vile
   ranch owner, Smith the Hutt.With the powers of a Lodi knight can Dan
and
his friends thwart Darth Hines and Emperor Grimme.
   The winch will be with you....always

STAR PLAINS
   episode 10
   Heir to the reckoning
   After saving the young lodi master Dan Mcwalker from his own Manitou
the
fledgling Posse republic turns to controling a recently booming town.
Since
the apparent
   death of the emperor The republic has entered a new era of peace,
little do
they know that a new greater threat awaits them lurking in the shadows
of the
rocky
   mountains...


And a Few people in our group are in a band... as you may ahve already
guessed, they decided to write a song about one of the characters inour
adventure:

heres a non comic song. lyrics are about HInes arguing with the demon
that
posseses him
   I live inside you, I fester within, I rule you I take your will.
   Because of me you'll never meet salvation. Your future looks somewhat
dim
(Demon)

   You can't control me, I wil defy, I know i can bury you I will. YOu
lost my
life, you ruined my soul, c'mon let me go, You've taken your toll
   (Hines)
   C'mon dance with me, C'mon dance with me, C'mon dance with me in the
wolves
bane.
   C'mon danse with me, C'mon dance with me, C'mon dance with me ON THE
GHOST
TRAIN!!!!
   So step back step back, you know you can't win. Ive gotyou from
inside. Sa
step back Get down Ive got the upper hand, I ve still got my pride.

   I feel your hate, You feed on mine, You know who I want dead. I feel
it
slipping out of my hands, I am you once again. NO! I am myself, The good
Rev.
Hines,
   Youre the one who drove me mad. HA! It's your opwn gault, you opened
hell's
gates, and came in for a swim
   C'mon dance with me X3 In the wolves bane
   C'mon dance with me X3 ON THE GHOST TRAIN!!!!
   So step back step back, you know you can't win, Ive Got you from
inside. So
step back, Get down Ive got the upper hand, Ive still got my pride.
   Let me go Let me go I won't do your will. HA! let you go? Your
kidding me
right? The funs waiting to begin, to begin to begin.