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[DL] Re: deadlands-digest.20031003

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Date: Fri, 3 Oct 2003 00:47:20 -0700 (PDT)
From: dagnir7879@yahoo.com
Subject: Re: Re+: [DL] The vile bunch.

i will probably get beat for this but then again i am
a glutton for puishment. so how do you change a
automatic flapjack machine into the "Zombie Slayer
1900"???

mark
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Take one Flapjack Machine, set it up so that it malfunctions (Moderate Mishap: "Throws Batter Everywhere")... Replace Serving arms with knives and stabbing weapons... Replace serving/cooking platter with "Ghost Steel Spinning Disks of Death" (Available at extra cost)... And substitute Flapjack Batter with Crude Petrolium mixed with Ghost Rock Grannuals (You can substitute Lamp Oil, Liquified Soap, Ghost Rock Grannuals, and Oregino to taste if Crude Petrolium is not available)... Set one of the arms to work like a "Flintlock" to get the fire started when activated...

Now, put this in a field directly in the path of the Zombie Horde (Or in a room that they are going to attack), cover in brains (Fresh Brains only, please.), and set up an activation switch (I personally suggest Dr. Danarious' Pressure Plate and Mass Measurement Device, with Ghost Steel Spring Weight Taking Mechanism for Accuracy!), and sit back at a safe distance to watch the fun.

You may want to spring for a Telescope to make sure that you're at a safe distance and can still see what is going on.

Ray.

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