Re: [DL] TV shows in the Deadlands timeline

["c m hylton" <cmhylton@earthlink.net>]

Ok, my foray into it...

"Hello, this week on the Antique Road Show.
Guy:   Well, I found this in the attic. *Brings in a guy in a cowboy gear*

Antique collector:  Well, this is a might preserved specimen. They don't
make these like they used to.  Authentic bullets, vest, guns... Wow, even
his Ranger star on his vest is authentic.  Oh wait, there are several.  And
you said you found this specimen in the attic?"

Guy:  Actually, I hit him with my steam carriage.  But, I still think this
should be worth something.

Collector: Well, I say.  This hat is the markings of the 13th Alabama
Regiment.  They were in Gettysburg if I am not mistaken.  Hmm, definately
vintage.  However, it seems he isn't very talkative.

Guy: No, he's been kinda moping since....well...since I hit him.

Collector:  I guess I would be, too.  Well, I can give you a price on this
valuable artifact.  He could be well...

*The Artifact starts to move reaches for his guns*

Collector: wow, we have an unlive one here.  I guess maybe in this shape he
should be..

*BANG! BANG!*

*THUMP! THUMP!*

*The Artifact grabs his hat and starts to leave as the costumers look at the
two smoking corpses left in his wake.*

Next week on the "Antique Roadshow,"  voodoo artifacts of Louisiana...

C M Hylton