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My night train experience...
spoilers
Jeff:The train's whistle blows.(Flavor
text)
Joey:Crap, we have to get on the
train!
Kenny:No way! It's full of
vampires!
Craig:Yeash, they'd eat us! Jeff:it starts to pull out of the station..(more
flavor text)
Joey:You chickenshits! Get on that damn train
right now or I'm gonna show you guys the meaning of "yeller
journalism!"
Kenny:But the townspeople hate us..they'll kill us
if we go outside!
Craig:Yeah, we locked ourselves in the jail and can't get out. Joey:Dammit, you're both munchie characters, I know
you can get out! You have d12s in strength, you can easily bash the door
down!
Later...
Jeff:The guy that wasn't here today looks up just
in time to see a hand grab him and yank him up to the top of the car.
Kenny:Oh. Crap.
Joey:I'm guessing we're going to abandon him to his
fate?
Craig:Yep.
Joey:I'm never missing a session
again.
Later still...
Kenny:Well, that's the last vampire.
Craig:Yep, time to get off.
Joey:Wait, we haven't checked the
engine!
Kenny:well..uh..the sun's going down. What if
the train disappears when the sun goes down?
Craig:We'd disappear too, wouldn't
we?
Joey:Where'd you guys get a half-assed idea like that? Kenny:My guy's crazy. see?
Joey:Great, an undefined loco. You need to attach something to it, in this case "delusional". now, what's your excuse. Craig:I'm following him.
Joey:And you don't have loco too? Well, don't
count on me to spend any of the chips I get on you.
And finally...
Joey:Hah! Hit location 20. That's....48
damage straight in the kisser!
Jeff:You blew his head off. He keeps
attacking you. Roll a guts check.
Joey:(Barely makes guts check, using chip) Jeff:He knocks the rifle out of your hands.
It FALLS ONTO the TRACKS and is CUT in TWO.
Joey:I pull out my dual peacemakers and start
firing away.
Jeff:You have two
peacemakers?
Joey:Yeah. (three rounds later)
Jeff:And that's twelve hits. He isn't down, but he looks mighty pissed off. Joey:Crap! I'm runnin' out of chips,
too. I drop my peacemakers--
Jeff:"Drop" them? Joey:Yeah. Jeff:They FALL UNDER THE TRAIN and are CRUSHED. Now what? Joey:I pull out my derringers.
Jeff:Freaking gun bunny! Aren't you a
journalist?
Joey:A very prepared journalist.
(Fire one..fire two..)
Jeff:He's still up, and he lunges for you again. Joey:Dammit! I wrestle that damn coal
shovel from his hands and start beating him with it.
Jeff:Really?? Finally, he falls under the
train and is torn in half by the wheels. Congratulations, you killed
him in only thirty rounds.
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