Re: [DL] deadlands humor

[Brett Dixon <balance@tubas.net>]

On Monday, December 23, 2002, at 11:53  AM, Chris Beilby wrote:

>
> ----- Original Message -----
> From: "John Billings" <jmb@dwarven.co.uk>
> To: <deadlands@gamerz.net>
> Sent: Monday, December 23, 2002 10:49 AM
> Subject: Re: [DL] deadlands humor
>
>
>> On Mon, Dec 23, 2002 at 07:49:25AM -0500, Brett Dixon wrote:
>>>
>>> On Sunday, December 22, 2002, at 01:39  PM, Patrick Downs wrote:
>>> Nothing that weird, but I've played a D&D adventure from WotC's site
>>> that involved a calzone golem...
>>
>> Any clues as to what this is, for those of us from forn parts?
>
> A Calzone is essentially a Pizza with the crust folded over so that
> everything is enclosed.  So basically, this is a Golem made of tomato 
> sauce,
> cheese, and (possibly) pepperoni, all inside a baked crust.

We didn't check for pepperoni. For whatever reason, it's very 
disconcerting to condiser eating a creature when that is it's whole 
reason for existing.

(Refer to the Milliway's scene from the Hitchhiker's Guide to the 
Galaxy)