Just a quote from a game that happened recently, thought it would brighten everyones day.
The Scene unfolded as Chance Black, Aglam (presently being carried by Chance on the account of being unconscious), Joe the Kid & Bella Donna were all making their way out of an abandoned mine which was collapsing.
MARSHAL "the outlaws you encountered before are concealed in the shadows of the mineshaft and manage to leap out infront of you pulling their guns and bidding you to stop".
EVERYONE EXCEPT CHANCE " ok stop"
CHANCE "Quick Draw on em"
MARSHAL "you can't, your carrying an injun"
CHANCE " oh ok, how far are they away?"
MARSHAL "About 4 Feet"
CHANCE "Ok, Swing the injun........(to everyones horror) what? he's six foot tall and they are 4 feet away, should hit right?"
Such is the way of the weird west in the uk, keep well folks.