Re: [DL] Just some screwball questions

[Ratbastryd@aol.com]

In a message dated 8/23/2001 7:00:52 PM Pacific Daylight Time, 
shoffner@usit.net writes:

<< Speaking of Mr. Kung Fu guy; can anyone think of a good way to 'challenge"
 this guy?   >>

I have heard this asked many times, and each time, I give the same reply.

Two words- Mojave Rattlers. 

Let's see how tough Kun-Phoo guy is with three of his limbs wrapped up in 
tentacles. 

Or snipers. Snipers are always good. Or a guy with an anti-magic talisman. If 
such a thing doesn't exist, make it up! Automatons could work, too. Or put 
him into a situation where if he hits people, a whole hell of a lot of law 
enforcement comes out to deal with him (like a room full of political 
dignitaries). Or the state of Utah. It's not called the Beehive State for 
nothing- mess with one of them, and the rest come out, loaded for bear and 
shooting from the windows. Let's see Bruce deal with 50 or so Mormons with 
rifles shooting from every available cover.

Peter Berard

I want to create an omelet that expresses the meaninglessness of existence, 
and instead they taste like cheese.