Re: [DL] Stupid PC tricks

[Dirk <darklord@dark-sky.net>]

> What was the most foolish stunt or trick ever attempted or performed
> by a
> member of your posse?

 Hmmm, where to begin, how bout:

Blessed facing off with a Possessed Preacher throwing out bolt o doom
left and right, tries to call down hellfire, he ends up setting the
church on fire, killing half of the townsfolk that unbeknownst to him
were being held in the basement...

or

Posse is walking into a deadland, and they find a town inhabited by
nothing but walking dead, they proceed into a bar and have a
conversation with some of the dead.  When they walk out of the bar, all
of the dead drop to the ground, moving no more.... this is when the
posse get scared.

or

Another Blessed got caught by some cultists, and used the intervention
Whither to escape.  Later the caught the withered cultist, and they tell
the cultist that god did that to him to punish him for his wrongs, the
cultist asks why god would do something so severe, to which the blessed
responds with "Because God Hates You".  Can you say sinnin roll?

or

The Poor martial artist tries to steal a barrel to hold water in in
there travels, and gets caught.  Another Posse member sees this and
intervenes by saying that the MA is not from these lands  and doesn't
know our customs, and then proceeds to babble some uncomprehendable
string of syllables together as if he were yelling at the martial
artist.  The MA (who knows chinese in real life) then proceeds to babble
some uncomprehendable string of syllables together as if he were talking
back to him.  The person who caught them gets confused and they roll the
barrel off any ways.

--D